Say that “God” created the Earth because he was bored. However instead of viewing the Bible as “historical facts” we know that the bible was written and edited by a bunch of guys with a bunch of different ideas, who all needed to make sense of things in their own way. Anyways lets say that instead of 7 days, that God instead created Evolution. He did this so that he wouldn’t have to bother to think up people and dinosaurs and shit, instead he could just throw some shit into the universe and wallah, instant new life that will change itself over time. Think of the earth and everything on it as “Sea Monkeys”. Now God is happy, because he never knows what we will happen next.

Now we, being small minded decided that God created us in his own image, so instead of disputing that for the time being we will say that obviously there is some guy just chilling out in some Levi Jeans and a Wife Beater, sitting around feeding his sea monkey collection. Some believe he exists, some don’t, but he doesn’t know or even much care because he is too busy picking up bitches at the local bowling alley to notice. I mean the life span of his little “Sea Monkeys” is pretty damn short and he has taken shits longer an era (dark ages).

If you think about it, we get pets so that we can play with them when we feel like it. However when we get fish or sea monkeys, we just want them to sit there and look pretty so that except for feeding them all we have to do is ignore them. They serve their purpose.