So I could weed out all the whiny bitches with no sense of humor. Besides, when you set yourself up as a smartass it becomes easy to not disappoint. With the new design I am working on, the page WILL be THE Smartass because it will be a site where anybody can submit a new section teaching other people what they know. So you will be able to come to thesmartass to learn smartass skills, like lock picking etc.. : )