Well if you don’t know how big it is, I certainly won’t. I mean you must be some orcha-fat guy that has got so many rolls going that you have rolled right over your genitals and can no longer see them. I feel sorry for you in the fact that you have misplaced your penis, however it’s your own damn fault and you are the only one who can fix it.

Perhaps you should try the 3 candy bar a day diet:

1) Eat any 3 candy bars you want and also a multi vitamin or two
2) Drink plenty of water (no, diet soda is not a substitute).

You will loose a shit ton of weight… Y? Because you are burning more calories than you are eating. Your body will start to eat itself and all that water you are drinking will help you piss it all out. Sure, it would be better if you got consistent exercise but we all know that won’t happen…

Yes, if you follow this diet for a month, you will be able to find your dick again~!