It means you’re not dreaming.

Welcome to what we like to refer to as a “Psychic vision”, or as the science types like to call it, a Premonition.

It means you can officially see the future!   That’s a really neat ability.  Now based on your question, I’m guessing you can only see a few days into the future.

The down side is, you’re gonna die.   Probably messily too.   The upside is, you get to choose where!

If I were you, I’d go for something classic, a nice ghetto death.  So, later today, head into the Ghetto with a large wad of cash, and don’t be shy waving that stuff around either.  When people start to approach you, make sure you question their parentage, and comments about skin color are sure to help your Psychic Vision come to fruition even quicker.

With a little bit of effort, you can make your visions a reality! Congratulations!

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