Interesting mix, a dead (yes, dead) pop idle, the dude from Road House, and some guy with a 3 part name that at first I thought was the kid from Home Improvement…

Come on, is there really a contest? I mean Elvis would slap them all silly if he weren’t dead. However since his death the king has gotten even more powerful. That dead man has an army of impersonators and lunatic fans that could destroy all opposition. Perhaps we could send the Elvis’ to war and end this all by tomorrow.

Besides, the king didn’t only do some crazy hip shaking / rocking. He invented a fried-peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich!!!! I mean how can you not respect that!?!?