Ah, another question somebody asks just so they can bring their friend to the website and go “see look at this!!! obviously you are a dick if The Smartass says you are beyond help until you get laid!”. Then I will inevitably get another question from Dave asking if [insert name here] will ever get over his inadequately issues from being circumcised too much when he was little.

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