Ya know… If you have to ask then you probably already know the answer. If that makes me a MORTHER FUCKER then I just hope a morther is a hot woman.

You can download a few shitty emulators that play a couple of games at 6 frames per second. I have never been impressed by them though. There are however some fantastic PSX emulators like PSXe that once you configure them properly run better than on a real playstation (graphics smoothing / speed up etc…).

A bootable install disk? burn an ISO file. If instead you mean a bootable XP Live CD then you can do so with Bart PE.

But if you don’t want to make your own and you feel a bit nefarious then you can just go to the Pirate Bay and find the perfect Live CD to suit your needs:

XP Live List (be sure to read comments b4 downloading anything from there)

Basically I opened up a hole when I was trying to show somebody an old page from archive.org. The very second I unblocked archive.org from my robots.txt the site index got rewritten. Yes, somebody had hacked archive.org which in turn hacked my page while it indexed it and displayed an old page.

I was in the middle of a conversation with somebody and i didn’t actually notice for 20-30 minutes later. As soon as I noticed I fixed the problem and locked out all the bad shit…

Well that was a good theory anyways. The Deli Hacker or whatever it was is gone but somebody has been fucking with my wordpress blogs with some shitty exploit. Seems they are trying to secretly redirect all my search engine traffic to their site instead of mine. However they are doing this very badly and everytime they manage to insert the secret redirect code they insert it into the middle of a file that I already have filled with other redirects and people I ban from the site.

This causes my site to go down and say it’s not redirecting properly, or if you go straight to the blogs it sends you to google with a search result of Go Fuck Yourself (which is where i send some of my shitty banned traffic).

I have tried several things to secure my site better, but it seems wordpress is a big fucking hole where people shit in and I am too deep into wordpress to get rid of it now. Alas, the site will never be down for more than an hour because I can always fix whatever breaks within a couple minutes of noticing the problem.

Still, I will track down the place that is breaking my site by trying to steal my traffic and then do all sorts of nasty things to them.

Payback’s a bitch, especially from THE Smartass

So that I could make fun of your spelling and grammar of course.

So say you think you might. So would you write them a letter or an email? They would surely deny you have any relation to them at that time. You should just be content with being just another “stupid american” and try to live your life as a carefree ignoramus

Resolution = I would rather live with regret of something I did, then something I did not do.

So I am moving to New Zealand, and going to party like a Rockstar.

Funny thing about that is if you got a girlfriend by being a dick, then she probably won’t like you anymore when you stop being one. Unless of course you just start being a little bitch and waiting on her hand and foot.

The best way to stop being a dick to your girlfriend is to figure out why you are a dick and come up with a different way to handle the situation. Once you think you have a handle on it break up with the current girlfriend and wait till you can find another one who won’t put up with it.

Well, you asked these questions on my birthday… So I will go ahead and answer them.

1) is it wrong to have sex with your cousin?
2) should i have sex with my cousin he is extremely hot?
3) is it wrong to be affectionate with your (girl) cousin like cuddling?

I’m sure you were not willing to wait a month for my answer and by this point have gone ahead and had sex with your cousin and you just want me to say it’s ok. Now, I certainly won’t give you any bible logic and say you are going to hell. I mean if that were true ¾ of “southerners” would be burning in hell… Do I think you should breed with them? No, if u want that move to Alabama or Louisiana.

Honest opinion is that it’s your life and you should be able to have sex with whomever you want so long as they are willing participants. Now I wouldn’t go around and advertise the fact that you are fucking your cousin or else you will get an extremely strong social castration that will not ever leave you. I mean you should feel a little dirty about it.. but only dirty enough to be able to still live with yourself without going insane.

Only you are responsible for your actions and only you know what you will be able to live with.

Stop the inbreeding, ban country music.

Ok so I combined 2 questions from 2 different people… They both have the same answer and are both loaded questions.. But tell ya what. You send me your picture (send to: HotOrNot at TheSmarAass DOT info) and I will give you a totally honest answer.