Man, what’s with the loaded questions tonight.  Well, I am not dating you, so I will be honest. 

Yes, yes you are. 

If you have to ask, then you are too fat.  Sure, we could all stand to loose a few pounds.  Yet, despite the fact that I could stand to loose several lbs and am overweight, I am not fat.  If one day I had to ask “am I fat?” then I would definitely be fat!

Sorry, shit happens, but it’s an easy fix. Burn more calories than you eat.  Really, that’s it.  No crazy scam, just start eating less and moving more.