Depends on the myth. Fireball, dude I can shit fireballs… Seriously though, I have actually breathed fire. It’s fairly cool.. just swig a bunch of Everclear and just Barely open your mouth and spray out a mist of it into a tiki torch or something. That’s what I did. Then I further impressed people by putting out the tiki torch with my bare hands.

Martial Artists are just better trained in body and mind and what the mind believes the body can achieve. fat ####### chance you will convince yourself that you can walk on water but if you were to secretly put the right chemicals into the water you can, or perhaps you stuck some buoyant objects in the water just out of visual range.

You ever want to see some cool shit from martial artists then download “Mind Body and Kick Ass Moves”. I’m sure you can find it on mininova.org or isohunt.com. It shows this martial arts expert going around and talking to other experts. Some of them have some pretty neat tricks… In episode 1 a guy pulls a multi ton truck with his penis… now if that isn’t a super power then I don’t know what is.

  • billy
    Yo TSA, thanks for recommending that show to me. Its fucking awesome!
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