Because you have a good thing going, and don’t really want to find a job. I have been there. If I am able to survive without a job, then why get one? Well The Smartass found you some jobs:

1) Sales represenative needed to prepare qoutes and guide customers on purchases with Dell computers.Must be able to work nights and weekends.Part time hours,12-28 hours per week.Starting pay is $11.00hr plus commision. (couldn’t be too hard to work here, all the words that are misspelled were like that in the official job post!)
Sales Rep $11/hr+commission

2) We monitor, guide and work as a team together in accomplishing our goals.We deliver cost effective services which is of great value to a lot of American Companies.Identify Leads and together we will land the sales.Can you work on your own after a brief orientation?All we need is your email address, full name and phone number and we will send you information to cash in on by joining our sales force. (talk about a GUARANTEED job)
Telesales Pros

3) Experienced sub-contractor wanted to install in ground flagpoles on an as needed job basis. Jobs include residential installations (generally 20’ – 25’ one piece flagpoles weighing less than 100 pounds) and commercial/governmental projects with flagpoles typically ranging from 20’ -40’ and weighing up to 350 pounds (experience, phooey, who the fuck is experienced at that? just tell them you have always wanted to have a job you can take pride in, hahaha)
Flagpole Installer

Ok, there are a lot more, I suggest you look at Craigslist. There are some cool one time project jobs there as well. Just suck it up and take one.