Well, this is an easy one.

First, get some peanut butter.   Then grab yourself a handful of dog poop.   Ok, next you need to cut a small piece of your carpet.  Last you’ll need a picture of one of your parents naked (doesn’t matter which).

Ok, you’ve got those 4things? Good.

Next we need some information.

First, ask your parents if you were intentional or an accident, ok then you need to look up the exact number of times Steve Irwin said “Crikey!” .  Ok, then you need to get an exact word count for the Lord of the Rings trilogy.  (The books, not the movie script.)

Ok, once you have that information, mix it in a pot at boiling.

Did any of this make sense to you?   Cause I know if someone asked me to do all that shit I could damn well say “No!” to them.