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Cupcake!!! Or was it 1.77245385. No definitely equals cupcake.

As much as I would love to say that life is totally free-ballin’ it, it just doesn’t seem to be the case. I would like to believe we maintain some control since we can fight our own instincts, we have all had prophetic dreams. Perhaps not often, and never about anything that important, but I have absolutely seen future events in my dreams.

Perhaps we had total free will at one point but since time is infinite and does not go in a straight line then perhaps the here and now also happened billions of years ago and that we are simply a rerun.

Best not to focus on the whole “woe is me, i’m just a pre-destined loser” thing, and instead try to focus on what you want to be, because at least then your mind will believe that you had free will and made yourself what you are.

Or you could just rationalize everything and say “God works in mysterious ways”.

That’s simple… It’s where we keep all of our Weapons of Mass Destruction…

That would be rational, and thereby destroy the whole damn foundation of irrational numbers causing many math geeks to come up with something better to do!

See long ago discovered in an archaeological dig at Stonehenge, Pi is said by some to be the most complex and amazing mathematical discovery of our time. Others saw this as nonsense and believe to be a complex alien plot to destroy our society from the inside out. (Note: that episode of Star Trek where they similarly plan to destroy the Borg using math).

It has been said that a 12 year old once decoded all of Pi and determined it to end after it gets out it’s ultimate message. He advised to put the numbers in columns and run it through various filters. (In order to read this correctly you will have to copy it all and paste it into notepad with no word wrap and a large monitor.)

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6999ISITTH OUSANDYET? 0HDAMNISNT 5OHYESITIS CHUCKNORRI S!!!!!!…

Given that staggeringly difficult choice, I would have to go with 9. See to make the number worth something I figure we have to divide it into 42. If we divide 8 into it we only get 5.25, however if we divide 9 into it we get 4.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 etc… etc… a far more devious number when you are trying to divide into the answer to life, the universe and everything

Zuble!

No, I’m sure of it. Besides, then I can tie this back to the question where somebody asked me about Zuble Vs. 42 and their reason for asking it would finally be clear.

Say that “God” created the Earth because he was bored. However instead of viewing the Bible as “historical facts” we know that the bible was written and edited by a bunch of guys with a bunch of different ideas, who all needed to make sense of things in their own way. Anyways lets say that instead of 7 days, that God instead created Evolution. He did this so that he wouldn’t have to bother to think up people and dinosaurs and shit, instead he could just throw some shit into the universe and wallah, instant new life that will change itself over time. Think of the earth and everything on it as “Sea Monkeys”. Now God is happy, because he never knows what we will happen next.

Now we, being small minded decided that God created us in his own image, so instead of disputing that for the time being we will say that obviously there is some guy just chilling out in some Levi Jeans and a Wife Beater, sitting around feeding his sea monkey collection. Some believe he exists, some don’t, but he doesn’t know or even much care because he is too busy picking up bitches at the local bowling alley to notice. I mean the life span of his little “Sea Monkeys” is pretty damn short and he has taken shits longer than an era (dark ages).

If you think about it, we get pets so that we can play with them when we feel like it. However when we get fish or sea monkeys, we just want them to sit there and look pretty so that except for feeding them all we have to do is ignore them. They serve their purpose.

Ultimately we are the creators of our own reality in the end. That doesn’t however give us the ability to give just one answer to a question like this. Perhaps we are all connected and are all a piece of god. But if that is the case we are still only a slice of understanding and everybody’s truths need to be combined to make up the whole truth.

If you continually believe in god though, you will however create one. Even if that god only governs over your own reality it still effects you every day, be god real or not.

All things that you believe exist, really do exist. For your mind doesn’t know the difference between your beliefs and reality. It only knows how to perceive what you tell it to.

Ok, so to answer this we must first assume a couple things.

1) That the last answer I gave on speed of light, was just total bullshit.. (no…. couldn’t be).
2) That our spaceship is so damn hardcore that it can turn into a massless photon like object. I say this because if we can’t turn into a photon we would require an infinite amount of energy to accelerate to light speed, which means that only a spaceship with an “infinite improbability drive” would be able to do it, and then only by random chance.

Given to these assumptions your headlights would function just as well as they always have, however you would be more disappointed at the results than you would with putting fake xenon headlights on your car; since the light that they create would be moving the same speed as your spaceship and therefore the light could not escape.

So my suggestion is that you slow the fuck down so that you don’t go accidentally getting caught in a planet or some space debris where light cannot pass. Or that you find a way to go faster than light so you aren’t bothered with such debris. I speculate that if you were to face backwards you could go faster than light travel however, if you did that then no matter what your destination, you would always arrive at night.

I have never really believed that light actually goes at the speed of light. Have we any proof? I worked out that it should go at root two times the speed of light (c) making the constant itself irrelevant.

Hmm, I believe that translates to a question about Perpetual Motion:

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet.
When toast is dropped it always lands buttered side down.

So if we strap giant slabs of hot buttered toast to the back of a hundred tethered cats; the two opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the ground. Using the giant buttered toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.