The thing is, nobody actually ever hears what you intend them to hear… Ever. They all hear something different. Perhaps not always as extreme of a difference, but if I say dog I think of a certain type of dog, and you think of a different type of dog. Even something like the color red is seen differently by every person to a slight degree. Something as simple as “lets meet at 1pm” will be generally understood as to it’s intent, but it will take each person a different amount of time to arrive at 1pm since time is relative to the person who experiences it.

When you try to convey your thoughts to another person the best you can hope for is that they like you so that they will interpret your words into a pleasant translation.

I would probably say “It’s part of my cancer treatment asshole”. As I know that if I had laughed at the mask and then somebody told me that I would feel like shit, having seen how amazingly insensitive I had just been for reacting without all the information I needed.

Seriously, honesty can be brutally effective in making people feel stupid.

I don’t know, friend. Do you make a point to piss on your shoes? (not to offend you if you’re into that sort of thing). It’s more a question of hygiene than anything. The whole point of showering off is to get cleaner, not soil yourself more.

Seems there was an accident at a Mexican donkey show he attended in his youth. Mess with the ass, your eyesite is trashed…

What the hell, I don’t know, “as often as I look up porn”?

Some quotes that may inspire you;

“The only thing about masturbation to be ashamed of is doing it badly.” Sigmund Freud

“If you’re going to gamble your lives sexually, don’t play a lone hand too much.” -Mark Twain

It is referring to a corporation that you have agreed to represent.  It has to do with Maritime Admiralty Law. Maritime admiralty is banking law & it says that because you were born from your mother’s water you are an admiralty product. This is why ships sit in births and they are tied to the dock and the captain has to give a certificate of manifest to the port authority. This is why when you were born you have to have a birth certificate. It’s got to be signed by the “doc” (doctor) cause that’s where the ship is tied to, the dock.

Why does the doctor sign your birth certificate? Because you came down your mother’s water canal ergo you are a maritime admiralty product and that’s the Law! Your birth certificate is signed by your mother and next time look at it and you will see that it does not say parent or mother, it says, “informant”. Your mother was informing the banks that she has just produced another PRODUCT to be bought and sold. So, with your name in all capital letters, you are recognized not as a natural person, but as a corporation, or product and are owned by the Queen of England.

We allow it to happen this way.  However the world is in a collapse of current systems now because people are waking up and seeing this stuff.  Just keep telling the world what you see and perhaps one day you will again be a natural person who is not enslaved.

This was asked on 2-15-08, which was when I got busy and started ignoring all questions. At that point I was single. Since a lot of time has passed. Here has been the pattern since then.

Single/Dating – Theoretically Single, but not really – Officially Not Single – Single for 2 days – Not Single for a couple weeks – Single and NOT dating – Not listening to my own rule and therefor once again Not Single.

In case I end up on the single or dating category again you would best want to read the application form.