Well you get right to the point don’t ya? Lets put it this way…. The band 20 Fingers put it best when they said “Don’t want no short dick man”. That’s what it really comes down to. If you have a short tiny shit little dick, then you are going to work damn hard to become really damn smart!
If instead you are blessed to have Moby Dick swimming around your pants then you won’t have to work so hard to achieve your goals since you will be brimming with well founded confidence.
Sadly we can’t have everything in life. It burns when you pee because: The Bitches Love You.
Seriously, you probably don’t have an STD, but rather a urinary tract infection. All this means is that you need to start taking a piss after all the sex/masturbation you have.
Remember kids: Clean your pipes out.
First you have to get smart enough to write a proper sentence. Then you will actually seek knowledge and instead of finding love, you will find sex, lots of sex.
Yes, right now you don’t see that as a possibility, but from this post on you will start researching the internet for how to be a “PUA“. You will find this so fascinating that you will learn how to be interesting and get laid and eventually you will give up on trying to find love, because you are instead having so much sex.
Not until you are 39 years old and have given up your promiscuous ways will you settle down with one person for some “fine love”.
Well if you don’t know how big it is, I certainly won’t. I mean you must be some orcha-fat guy that has got so many rolls going that you have rolled right over your genitals and can no longer see them. I feel sorry for you in the fact that you have misplaced your penis, however it’s your own damn fault and you are the only one who can fix it.
Perhaps you should try the 3 candy bar a day diet:
1) Eat any 3 candy bars you want and also a multi vitamin or two
2) Drink plenty of water (no, diet soda is not a substitute).
You will loose a shit ton of weight… Y? Because you are burning more calories than you are eating. Your body will start to eat itself and all that water you are drinking will help you piss it all out. Sure, it would be better if you got consistent exercise but we all know that won’t happen…
Yes, if you follow this diet for a month, you will be able to find your dick again~!
Jealousy
See, you give more attention to one testicle than you do to the other one. I mean you don’t try to, it’s just natural that one side gets touched more often simply by proximity to your dominate hand. Don’t worry, there is a solution. You simply have to become ambidextrous, or at least enough so to be able to share the workload between hands.
This way the jealousy will subside and they will both learn to live together in harmony… Well as much harmony as you can expect in a pair of sweaty man sacks.
FYI: The average human has one testicle and one breast and less that two legs…
Abortion - You just want to see me loose me a few points eh? I am all for abortion. Actually I think there should be more of it.
1) If you know you will be a shitty parent than don’t become one! There are plenty of people who won’t abort and will give their children up for a crappy life in and out of foster homes, so no worry about running out of children.
2) My god are stem-cells uber-cool. If I had some of those laying around I would be shooting up with those all the time. I mean this whiny "morality debate" about the use of them is bullshit. They could cure so many problems!!!! So if people got their head’s out of their asses for a few seconds they could realize that they can’t parent bully everybody into doing what they want, and let the scientists work!
LIAR!!!! No problem, I can deal with that and play along.
Yes, I have sex on the brain 24-7. I am a guy. It’s nothing intentional I assure you, just a genetic survival mechanism with no off switch.
If you are referring to physical pleasure a bigger penis size will provide while having sex, than there is a very definitive answer to this question. YES.
It is specifically better to have more girth so that it better stretches the walls of the vagina.
Now it’s not saying that lack of penis size will cause you to suck in bed. No, it might even make you better because you will have to spend time learning how to actually get a woman off. You might be a more attentive lover and a better mate since you will not want to have to go out and find another woman to get to accept your tiny penis.
The penis (plural penises or penes) or phallus is an external male sexual organ. The penis is the male reproductive organ and for mammals additionally serves as the external male organ of urination.
The word is derived from a Latin word for tail, also used to describe the organ, “penis”. The Latin word “phallus” (from the Greek “φαλλος”) is sometimes used to describe the penis, though the word originally was used to describe images, pictoral or carved, of the penis. Some derive the Latin word penis from earlier *pesnis, and the Greek word peos = “penis” from earlier *pesos.
The human penis differs from those of some other mammals. It has no baculum, or erectile bone; instead it relies entirely on engorgement with blood to reach its erect state. It cannot be withdrawn into the groin, and is larger than average in the animal kingdom in proportion to body mass.
The glans of the penis is homologous to the clitoral glans, the corpora cavernosa are homologous to the body of the clitoris, the corpus spongiosum is homologous to the vestibular bulbs beneath the labia minora, the scrotum is homologous to the labia minora and labia majora, and the foreskin homologous to the clitoral hood. The raphe does not exist in females, because there the two halves are not connected.
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