Inform this girl that you haven’t had sex with him for a couple weeks because he developed a rather scary looking rash in his groin.

What the hell, I don’t know, “as often as I look up porn”?

Some quotes that may inspire you;

“The only thing about masturbation to be ashamed of is doing it badly.” Sigmund Freud

“If you’re going to gamble your lives sexually, don’t play a lone hand too much.” -Mark Twain

Finally an interesting question that I haven’t already answered.  I am fairly certain you are talking about Ginger Lynn. 

There is no way to say exactly which movie you were watching though as she was in at least 1/3 of all the porn movies back then, but porno’s back then were made to be funny so i’m sure you can find a movie or 3 that are to your liking.  Good luck on finding the specific movie you want. 

As an interesting note she has slept with both Charlie Sheen and Tracy Lords

Zombism has only been known to spread by being bitten by a zombie, however one could assume that if it could spread by way of a bite then we could assume that swapping other bodily fluids could also cause this. Your best bet is to have sex with the person before they turn into a zombie. If you insist on having sex with the un-dead then your best bet is to use protection (condom & a muzzle).

This person also asked if would it be alright to ask my best friend who I do a lot for with no restrictions to let me blow him?

It’s quite simple. Are you a girl? If not, is your best friend gay?

If you answered yes to either question then I am sure you friend will be more than thrilled to get a free blow job.

If however you answered no to those questions then your friend, though he would enjoy the blowjob would be to weirded out to enjoy it and would probably just stop talking to you.

Lets think about this just a little bit. I figure it’s all in how you define things.

STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease
Sex = You put the lime in coconut, and drank them both up. Wait no, that was a Harry Nilsson song.
Sex = When the penis enters the vagina. Hmm, no I will get some argument from gays/lesbians on that.

Hmm, lets ask Google to define sex.

1) Sex is a highly-designed coffee table book written by Madonna with photographs by Steven Meisel Studio and film frames shot by Fabien Baron, released October 21 1992 by Warner Books.
2) A Tila Tequila EP
3) Tell the sex (of young chickens)
4) “Sex” is the second single from German industrial metal group OOMPH! off of Sperm.
5) The properties that distinguish organisms on the basis of their reproductive roles; “she didn’t want to know the sex of the foetus”.

Okay, no wonder there is so much confusion. Nobody knows what the hell sex is. So if I decided to go with definition #2, a Tila Tequila EP; It might indeed be possible to transmit a disease into a cut with spitting.

However my suggestion is to come up with your own definition of sex, preferably one that involves penetration and then you will be safe from getting an STD by spit. Unless of course you were not referring to saliva but rather to jizz, and maybe the cut you were referring to happens to not be a cut so much as a slit etc..

Tell ya what. To be on the safe side you should just never ever have anything that could be defined as sex, and then you will save us all from being infected by you.

Yes, it’s still cheating if you have an “exclusive” relationship.

However, if you are a girl then it’s ok [insert hypocritical double standard here]. The people you are dating might not see it that way, unless you try to “combine your relationships” together… but all other guys will see this as hot knowing there is a possibility of a 3 some with another girl.

Well, you asked these questions on my birthday… So I will go ahead and answer them.

1) is it wrong to have sex with your cousin?
2) should i have sex with my cousin he is extremely hot?
3) is it wrong to be affectionate with your (girl) cousin like cuddling?

I’m sure you were not willing to wait a month for my answer and by this point have gone ahead and had sex with your cousin and you just want me to say it’s ok. Now, I certainly won’t give you any bible logic and say you are going to hell. I mean if that were true ¾ of “southerners” would be burning in hell… Do I think you should breed with them? No, if u want that move to Alabama or Louisiana.

Honest opinion is that it’s your life and you should be able to have sex with whomever you want so long as they are willing participants. Now I wouldn’t go around and advertise the fact that you are fucking your cousin or else you will get an extremely strong social castration that will not ever leave you. I mean you should feel a little dirty about it.. but only dirty enough to be able to still live with yourself without going insane.

Only you are responsible for your actions and only you know what you will be able to live with.

Stop the inbreeding, ban country music.

8 sumthin’

If they are screaming MORE! MORE! MORE! then clearly you aren’t doing it right and perhaps you should stick it up their ass.

See the thing is if you are doing it right they will eventually have to stop you because they can’t take anymore.. They will become too sensitive down there after a couple orgasms and will not even be able to be touched. You will know it’s real if their body shakes or does something that seems out of their control.

If this is not what is happening with you then your 9″ of heat just isn’t enough to satisfy them.

Chris Knight: So, if there’s anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl’s gotta have her standards.