Yes, it’s still cheating if you have an “exclusive” relationship.
However, if you are a girl then it’s ok [insert hypocritical double standard here]. The people you are dating might not see it that way, unless you try to “combine your relationships” together… but all other guys will see this as hot knowing there is a possibility of a 3 some with another girl.
Well, you asked these questions on my birthday… So I will go ahead and answer them.
1) is it wrong to have sex with your cousin?
2) should i have sex with my cousin he is extremely hot?
3) is it wrong to be affectionate with your (girl) cousin like cuddling?
I’m sure you were not willing to wait a month for my answer and by this point have gone ahead and had sex with your cousin and you just want me to say it’s ok. Now, I certainly won’t give you any bible logic and say you are going to hell. I mean if that were true ¾ of “southerners” would be burning in hell… Do I think you should breed with them? No, if u want that move to Alabama or Louisiana.
Honest opinion is that it’s your life and you should be able to have sex with whomever you want so long as they are willing participants. Now I wouldn’t go around and advertise the fact that you are fucking your cousin or else you will get an extremely strong social castration that will not ever leave you. I mean you should feel a little dirty about it.. but only dirty enough to be able to still live with yourself without going insane.
Only you are responsible for your actions and only you know what you will be able to live with.
Stop the inbreeding, ban country music.
If they are screaming MORE! MORE! MORE! then clearly you aren’t doing it right and perhaps you should stick it up their ass.
See the thing is if you are doing it right they will eventually have to stop you because they can’t take anymore.. They will become too sensitive down there after a couple orgasms and will not even be able to be touched. You will know it’s real if their body shakes or does something that seems out of their control.
If this is not what is happening with you then your 9″ of heat just isn’t enough to satisfy them.
Chris Knight: So, if there’s anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl’s gotta have her standards.
Awesome punctuation dude, but I will forgive it because you are rightfully not thinking clearly.
Sleep with her best friend for revenge…
No, but seriously I have had a couple girls cheat on me. Both times I dealt with it differently. Well right away I broke up with them both. One I said screw it and just moved on and the other time I ended up going back out with the girl after that (though I made a cool poem/comp cd).
See the thing is you can’t hit her, not that she doesn’t deserve it but because she has more legal rights than you. She presses charges and it doesn’t matter what reasons you had, you are still fucked, which you don’t want to get fucked over again by the same girl ya know.
My advise, break up. She will either feel miserable and try to get you back and then you can go back, or move on… If you take your sob story to a bar or some other women filled location it will work wonders because another woman will feel bad for you and want to make you feel better.
Your cousin, well lets be honest… family will always let you down, however if it wasn’t your cousin it would have been a friend… Guys who aren’t getting laid given an opportunity will take it even if they know better because in that moment all they can think about is getting laid. I’d half-ass forgive your cousin, by half-ass I mean say it’s cool but make a point to not bring your girl / future girl around him anymore. Unless you dump the chick and he keeps hitting it, then he’s just a twat waffle since he should know “bros b4 hoes” and a one time fuckup is cool but to keep doing it he made his choice, and a bad one because if she stays with him she will cheat on him 2.
No, your teacher would tell you to use your other hand…
Well you get right to the point don’t ya? Lets put it this way…. The band 20 Fingers put it best when they said “Don’t want no short dick man”. That’s what it really comes down to. If you have a short tiny shit little dick, then you are going to work damn hard to become really damn smart!
If instead you are blessed to have Moby Dick swimming around your pants then you won’t have to work so hard to achieve your goals since you will be brimming with well founded confidence.
Sadly we can’t have everything in life. It burns when you pee because: The Bitches Love You.
Seriously, you probably don’t have an STD, but rather a urinary tract infection. All this means is that you need to start taking a piss after all the sex/masturbation you have.
Remember kids: Clean your pipes out.
First you have to get smart enough to write a proper sentence. Then you will actually seek knowledge and instead of finding love, you will find sex, lots of sex.
Yes, right now you don’t see that as a possibility, but from this post on you will start researching the internet for how to be a “PUA“. You will find this so fascinating that you will learn how to be interesting and get laid and eventually you will give up on trying to find love, because you are instead having so much sex.
Not until you are 39 years old and have given up your promiscuous ways will you settle down with one person for some “fine love”.