Well…. Are you a flake? I mean be honest. I have never sat around and though, “Wow, what a flake” unless I had good reason. Am I really that off base? I mean do you go home at night and theorize about Kurt Vonnegut and Schrödinger’s Cat while you get everything done you need to get done. Or do you instead get home and look at the VCR (which you sill own because you haven’t gotten around to upgrading) blinking 12:00 instead of getting the things done that you know you need to do but just never get around to.

Say we both live in Antarctica and I will be getting kicked outside of a building that closes down at 4pm. Can I depend on you to know that at 3:55 you will be outside waiting for me to come out? Or will you show up at 4:23 when I am half frozen to death and had to call you.

Don’t get me wrong. If it weren’t for the last minute I would get nothing done at all, so I am not saying I am above a little flakery now and then but there comes a point when you do it so often that it becomes a problem. At that point somebody should tell it to you straight, so that you can do something about it!

Silence is golden… and ignoring her will driver her nuts until she finally leaves you alone.

Or you can take the more spiteful approach and threaten to pour some capsaicin (hot pepper extract) in her food. Make sure you have the bottle when you make this threat as she will probably test you and you will need to actually do it to prove you will. From then on whenever you want her to shutup you can just alert her that you will do it again no matter what punishment you might get for it.

Or if you have some photoshop skill (isn’t that taught in pre-school now?) you can just make a picture of her doing something awful. Then you simply need nothing more than to remind her of the picture and she will cooperate. This method should only be used for extreme cases because though she will be quiet, she probably will hold a grudge for a LONG time where as the previous method will only make her not want to eat your cooking.

Love is such a relative word. What you should be asking yourself it “am I enough for Antonio?”. Ya see the thing is, earning a guys love is fairly easy.

You need to:
A) Put Out, and do so consistently… B) Don’t nag them… This also means about commitment and love. C) Don’t cheat

If you can do these things, and yes there are always exceptions to the rule where a guy will let these things go because they don’t think they can do better…. but stick with those three and you will be loved.

To be honest it probably won’t be the type of love you want it to be, but then again… Nobody ever gets exactly what they want. Life is all about compromise and putting up with bullshit. So you weigh the amount of bullshit you will put up with before you split. Just try to keep the BS to a minimum… Unless you are visiting this website in which case BS is perfectly acceptable conversation.

Silly man, you are just like me and there 4… “The Bitches love you ’cause they know you climb rocks!”

If you need a few more reasons, this video should help explain the rest of the reasons.

First you have to get smart enough to write a proper sentence. Then you will actually seek knowledge and instead of finding love, you will find sex, lots of sex.

Yes, right now you don’t see that as a possibility, but from this post on you will start researching the internet for how to be a “PUA“. You will find this so fascinating that you will learn how to be interesting and get laid and eventually you will give up on trying to find love, because you are instead having so much sex.

Not until you are 39 years old and have given up your promiscuous ways will you settle down with one person for some “fine love”.

As a general rule I would say when they move out on their own they will grow up a LOT. The next time they mature more is when they have children, because they are now forced to take things from a whole different perspective.

Beyond that I found this list on the internet with “Signs of Maturity”

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10. You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces, “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn’t apply to you.

People, don’t you realize that asking a question like this will only serve to open the gates of hell a little further? Again, I ran out of psychic internet connection, so all I can do is make educated guesses based on your question and sentence structure. That being said, I see your anonymous post indicates your TYPE as a BIG girl, with mad “skills”. However, since you have an appearance to keep up and you don’t want to admit it, I will show you how to impress your friends with a picture of your new woman…

Something in your life made you feel emasculated. Your dreams are to help your subconscious figure it out.  So you took a vision of manly man, so you put yourself in a situation where you could compare yourself to him.  If you beat him, your conflict will have been resolved.  If not then you will continue to feel like a lesser man until you get a new dream that lets you win. 

Or else you are just secretly gay for Antonio and wanted to touch him.

Mi Amigo, it seems obvious to me that you suffer from an over abundance of machismo. I mean you must have more charisma in your words than I can shake a stick at (and I shake a pretty big stick). Personally, I know of MANY men who would pay to have such a power, so the next thought is how we can harvest your abilities for your own benefit (and mine of course).

First we will have to try making a cologn of some sorts from your pharamones. We shall call it Manly Man by The Smartass DOT Info. Then for marketing I am thinking some infomercials, and some information to the PUA community (pick up artists). They will pay any ungodly amount of money for a way to get bitches wet. So long as we follow the infomercial formula of offering a 30day unconditional money back guarantee and we nock our prices down from $3000/bottle to say 3 easy payments of $333, we will be unstoppable. Then comes the Manly Man Action Figures, the Manly Man T-shirts, and let us not forget… The Manly Man Flavored Condoms!

As for your question, well honestly the only reason this occurs is because life is cruel and unusual. You getting the unusual, and all the other guys on the planet getting the cruel. Who really gives a flying fuck why it happens, just learn to exploit it like a good smartass should.

Not so indifferent if you need to tell me you don’t care, but whatever floats your boat.