Google, the future leader of the “free world” believes your favorite color is “Jeanabean182″:

REMINDER: I have decided that for all the questions people ask me that I have already answered, or deem unworthy to even answer by making fun of you; I will instead ask Google Images and choose a picture at random. It would seem just as valid an answer.

Ok so I combined 2 questions from 2 different people… They both have the same answer and are both loaded questions.. But tell ya what. You send me your picture (send to: HotOrNot at TheSmarAass DOT info) and I will give you a totally honest answer.

You are currently thinking…. “If smurfette were real, and showed up at my door one day ready to go, would I hit that???“

It’s brown when it grows. However you have always wanted to dye it rainbow streaks so that you can demonstrate your “pride“.

I mean I could go off on the whole “who is anybody really” thing, but I don’t even see a point. Next time you think of posting a question, make it something deep that does not require psychic powers.

Take an old games show for example. 3 people lined up and all of them said they were the same person and gave their story and then the contestant asked them questions to determine who the real person was. There you at least get the benefit of being able to listen to and read their emotions to figure them out.

So I will have to conclude: You are just some dude in Finland who doesn’t ask very good questions.

People, don’t you realize that asking a question like this will only serve to open the gates of hell a little further? Again, I ran out of psychic internet connection, so all I can do is make educated guesses based on your question and sentence structure. That being said, I see your anonymous post indicates your TYPE as a BIG girl, with mad “skills”. However, since you have an appearance to keep up and you don’t want to admit it, I will show you how to impress your friends with a picture of your new woman…

Sorry, I ran out of psychic internet connection last month, and I lost the election for new “God” last year, so you will just have to figure out what your brothers names are on your own. I mean I thought family values were really important in Atlanta, GA. I mean if you don’t know your own brothers names, your really need to stop smoking the funny plants in your back yard.