It means you’re not dreaming.

Welcome to what we like to refer to as a “Psychic vision”, or as the science types like to call it, a Premonition.

It means you can officially see the future!   That’s a really neat ability.  Now based on your question, I’m guessing you can only see a few days into the future.

The down side is, you’re gonna die.   Probably messily too.   The upside is, you get to choose where!

If I were you, I’d go for something classic, a nice ghetto death.  So, later today, head into the Ghetto with a large wad of cash, and don’t be shy waving that stuff around either.  When people start to approach you, make sure you question their parentage, and comments about skin color are sure to help your Psychic Vision come to fruition even quicker.

With a little bit of effort, you can make your visions a reality! Congratulations!

Well, I was a bit concerned. Never having had a single menstrual cycle I figured I was about due… and I must have missed it. So I went and stole a pregnancy test from a friend of mine and read the instructions. Seems if I got a plus I was pregnant and a minus I was not.

Well the test didn’t give me a plus or a minus. The damn thing said “LOL”. I mean what kind of bullshit is that!??? Now how will I ever know if I am pregnant? Do I have to get another test?

Well this question has become expensive, so I think I will have to just wait and see what comes out. Wonder if I can get paternity leave from work…

It seems that very few people can come up with one good question. So they ask 3 similar, yet all stupid questions.

1) will i ever go live with kimora lee simmons
2) will i ever get to livewith kimoa lee simmons
3) will kimora adopt me

My immediate thought for this was NO. I mean why would a model adopt you? However I looked into this woman a bit and discovered she has almost a fetish for dogs. So, if you are in fact a dog and you go up to her with little puppy dog eyes and start begging or humping her leg, she will either say “oh, what a cute little doggy” and adopt you, or she will put a restraining order on you (but hey, at least you got to hump her leg).

Either way I see it as a win/win for you.

Well from your name I can tell which side of the coin you land on. Well, I will tell it to you straight. I don’t like the Scions, but for the same reason I don’t like it… It will sell. I think they tend to be too boxy, and seem like they should be the new look for a new generation of drug dealers. Now I don’t thought this before I knew a dealer who owned one, now I know one and it really fits.

The company won’t fail, like you say it’s just toyota usa. They also make Lexus, so they are not new at nitch marketing. So, though I don’t want a Scion, I still know they will be around for awhile since Toyota can just keep throwing money at it.

It’s sad, this new generation doesn’t understand how to use punctuation at all. I mean I thought mine was bad…

Well your friend will win that bet on a technicality. I mean we won’t be flying cars around because there are too many politics involved in a cultural change, but they already exist. So do cars powered by water, air, methane… etc… Just because something exists doesn’t mean it will be easily adapted. I don’t believe it will be the way until 2115.

Well, I don’t think Fifi really has much of a chance on it’s own merit, so perhaps you might try feeding ALL of the other dogs some ex-lax before the show ;)

You have to do is measure the amount of saliva you produce per lick, measure the volume of the Tootsie Pop, find the amount each lick your saliva takes away from the pop, and divide that much by the total volume of the Tootsie Pop. If this answer is still too evasive for you, I could just say that it averages 450 and call it a day.

Crack… I mean everybody always needs to save the “heroin” of the story. However crack just tends to dominate people without the fuss. I mean you get crack rocks, crack heads, crack pipes, crack whores crack babys etc… I mean what has heroin really done lately?

Seem’s like an open and shut case to me.

With the creation of AJAX in ‘05, everybody is starting to make new framework for the web. This will not take long before ALL desktop applications will be replaced with website based ones.

Once this happens instead of using it for stupid things like “social bookmarking”, it will be used for “social application development”, which will rapidly increase development speed. Since every year we get to a smaller form-factor with what we can create, within 20 years as many things will have wireless pc’s built into them as we currently have clocks built into now. We will be able to stream high quality lossless video over any device we have since all our devices will be wireless.

Ultimately Google will lead the revolution and Microsoft will slowly fade away, since they are never willing to form to community standards, it will ultimately mean they have to be dethroned for technology to advance.