Yes, it’s still cheating if you have an “exclusive” relationship.
However, if you are a girl then it’s ok [insert hypocritical double standard here]. The people you are dating might not see it that way, unless you try to “combine your relationships” together… but all other guys will see this as hot knowing there is a possibility of a 3 some with another girl.
Talk to her… and have interesting stories to say. If she actually listens to your stories intently then just ask her out. If she is looking around or trying to get away then don’t bother and move on to the next.
Ok so I combined 2 questions from 2 different people… They both have the same answer and are both loaded questions.. But tell ya what. You send me your picture (send to: HotOrNot at TheSmarAass DOT info) and I will give you a totally honest answer.
Yes, if the spot he hit him happened to be in the testicles. Otherwise I think even Bruce would have to smack him around for a little bit.
Ah, another question somebody asks just so they can bring their friend to the website and go “see look at this!!! obviously you are a dick if The Smartass says you are beyond help until you get laid!”. Then I will inevitably get another question from Dave asking if [insert name here] will ever get over his inadequately issues from being circumcised too much when he was little.
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Question: smartass, i need to ask u something…
during one of my summer holidays i had abit of a tiff(yh im english) with my father, funny thing was that it wasnt my fault. but the thing that shocked me was that as soon as he left to go and get some shopping, i was going upstairs and i had my cellphone in my hand and the next thing i know is that im facing the door with a hole in it (which was’nt there before.) now i freaked out and called my dad, he obviously wanted to know what happened, and i told him the story. we figured it out that it was me that did it but i cant remember putting a hole though a door!!
it may be a phycology thing?(did i spell that right?)
Help me please!!
Answer: Ok dude. you want some psychology (good try) eh. This probably wouldn’t be considered psychology, but rather neurology. If you honestly did get so angry and punch a hole in the door and didn’t know it happened until it was done. Then you probably have a fucked up prefrontal cortex or an overdeveloped amygdala (basically the caveman area of the brain). It overrides the rational brain and suddenly fills your body with dopamine, adrenalin and other uppers fill your body instantly and all your blood shifts away from the skin to fuel your muscles for action. If this area of the brain is over developed you literally can’t think when you are too emotionally stimulated. You simply react.
To be honest, on this one I can’t even be a smartass about it because it is a seriously shitty thing to have. You NEED to be able to find a way to reassociate your strong emotional responses with something else as soon as they begin so that you don’t become a wife beater. Something or someone needs to break your state right before you go into the really strong state. Start by fixing the little things like road rage and trying to just get over it right away.
Basically you have a prefrontal cortex that is supposed to regulate your anger and and other emotions and send signals to the rest of the brain for how to react. Anyways if it learns to control where it sends the signals better by changing your emotional state right when you have it then you will no longer loose control and be overcome by your amygdala.
If this is a one time thing you can just do what I said and fix it yourself. If this has happened more than once where you have blanked out after anger or another emotion you seriously need to seek help. I’m sure most anger management programs aren’t with dick, but I’m sure you could find forums online for people who have had anger issues and have worked them out.
It depends on their religion. Well not really both of theirs, just the mothers. See the father will be the hardass and enforce the policy but that’s just because his balls have been in a vice for many years and have learned not to go against the Mrs.
So here’s the general way to work around this solution which works with the large populous of parents. Guilt. Basically you keep doing a bunch of good stuff without asking for anything in return. Then one day you will ask them to do this one little thing , and you Will Not Mention the good things you have been doing as part of your argument to go on the date because you really want it to appear that you were doing this out of the kindness that is you. They will probably say no, but then will start to feel guilty because you have been doing so many good things lately that they will change their minds a couple days later when you ask again.
If all else fails just invite the person you want to go out with over to study, and do it in the living room or the kitchen so you can be seen/heard since they will start to trust this person who’s making you want to study all of a sudden!!!!
Awesome punctuation dude, but I will forgive it because you are rightfully not thinking clearly.
Sleep with her best friend for revenge…
No, but seriously I have had a couple girls cheat on me. Both times I dealt with it differently. Well right away I broke up with them both. One I said screw it and just moved on and the other time I ended up going back out with the girl after that (though I made a cool poem/comp cd).
See the thing is you can’t hit her, not that she doesn’t deserve it but because she has more legal rights than you. She presses charges and it doesn’t matter what reasons you had, you are still fucked, which you don’t want to get fucked over again by the same girl ya know.
My advise, break up. She will either feel miserable and try to get you back and then you can go back, or move on… If you take your sob story to a bar or some other women filled location it will work wonders because another woman will feel bad for you and want to make you feel better.
Your cousin, well lets be honest… family will always let you down, however if it wasn’t your cousin it would have been a friend… Guys who aren’t getting laid given an opportunity will take it even if they know better because in that moment all they can think about is getting laid. I’d half-ass forgive your cousin, by half-ass I mean say it’s cool but make a point to not bring your girl / future girl around him anymore. Unless you dump the chick and he keeps hitting it, then he’s just a twat waffle since he should know “bros b4 hoes” and a one time fuckup is cool but to keep doing it he made his choice, and a bad one because if she stays with him she will cheat on him 2.
I would have to assess the professor to see if they were lying when it comes to money. However if he “jokingly” said “I’ll give you an A if you suck me off”, then you know he means business and you can absolutely get yourself an A.
Not with the “Oh Poor Me” attitude. You can’t just sit around and wait for one. You need to clean yourself up and then pick up a guy. If you don’t feel confident then workout for a month or so to build up your confidence. I know this is very easy for even unattractive girl to do.
It’s crazy hard for a guy to do this since girls have the veto power, but most guys have relatively low self confidence when it comes to women so they will jump at the chance to go out with one when asked.