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What the hell, I don’t know, “as often as I look up porn”?
Some quotes that may inspire you;
“The only thing about masturbation to be ashamed of is doing it badly.” Sigmund Freud
“If you’re going to gamble your lives sexually, don’t play a lone hand too much.” -Mark Twain
What kind of a woman are you to try to change a man? Not to sound obvious, but you can’t change other people, especially guys. You can however change how YOU feel about their laziness and not let it bother you so much. Look for other things that you like about them and forgive them their faults. All preaching aside you still have options.
- Replace boyfriend… As a woman it’s not that tough to get a guy, and the first month or so of new relationship the guy is never lazy as he is working his ass off to impress you.
- Withhold sex until he washes the dishes. Personally I would despise this tactic, and it won’t change him… only make him resent you a little bit more each time the tactic is used, however it’s quite effective.
- Change the things you require him to do. Instead of asking him to clean the kitchen, ask him to chop down a tree, or to go shoot a deer for dinner. The manliness factor increases the desire to work, as well as the pride when finished.
- Stop dating. Then nobody will ever have to live up to your standards so you will never be disappointed.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ~Jules Renard
Finally an interesting question that I haven’t already answered. I am fairly certain you are talking about Ginger Lynn.

There is no way to say exactly which movie you were watching though as she was in at least 1/3 of all the porn movies back then, but porno’s back then were made to be funny so i’m sure you can find a movie or 3 that are to your liking. Good luck on finding the specific movie you want.
As an interesting note she has slept with both Charlie Sheen and Tracy Lords
You had a real date already? You should of kissed her already. Were you not feeling it? I mean sometimes first dates don’t go well, but if you are planning to see her again surely you will be able to kiss her.
I’m sure you are younger than I am, which does dictate some of the behavior but I once kissed a girl within 5 minutes of meeting her. You just have to look for IOI’s (indicators of interest) and when they are there you can go in for the kiss. Just be sure you are touching her a lot before you go in for the kiss. If you put your hand on her leg or grab her hand she should not pull away. If she doesn’t and seems to genuinely like you then just go really close to her face… I mean Really close to her face and wait for her to go in for the kiss.
If you have been making her laugh you can always tell her in a joking way that “it’s really obvious that you want to kiss me” (you are saying this to her), and check her reaction and the conversation should lead to her kissing you.
No, but I have it on good authority that he did have sex with your sister.
1) is me and stephen going to get back together
2) do stephen love me
3) do stephen love me
4) do stephen love me
Well, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Stephen is more interested in building a relationship with an intelligent girl. Somebody he considers his intellectual equal, and well that’s not you. He only loved to fuck you, but hated all the drama you caused and since he had been careful to not get you pregnant, he has moved onto other girls, hoping to find a smart girl with minimal drama.
Life is cruel, best to spend your time without him learning how to write a sentence and perhaps some simple things like “a submit button only needs to be clicked once”.
Yes, it’s still cheating if you have an “exclusive” relationship.
However, if you are a girl then it’s ok [insert hypocritical double standard here]. The people you are dating might not see it that way, unless you try to “combine your relationships” together… but all other guys will see this as hot knowing there is a possibility of a 3 some with another girl.
Talk to her… and have interesting stories to say. If she actually listens to your stories intently then just ask her out. If she is looking around or trying to get away then don’t bother and move on to the next.
Ok so I combined 2 questions from 2 different people… They both have the same answer and are both loaded questions.. But tell ya what. You send me your picture (send to: HotOrNot at TheSmarAass DOT info) and I will give you a totally honest answer.
Yes, if the spot he hit him happened to be in the testicles. Otherwise I think even Bruce would have to smack him around for a little bit.