I don’t know, friend. Do you make a point to piss on your shoes? (not to offend you if you’re into that sort of thing). It’s more a question of hygiene than anything. The whole point of showering off is to get cleaner, not soil yourself more.
Why are there always so many stupid easy math problems? Do you just want to see if I know how to do them or do you think I will answer them quickly enough for you to complete your math quiz? So I pasted your question into Google Images (what I do with all the totally worthless questions). So your answer is:
If you prefer a numerical answer then ask Google.com and you will get a nice numerical answer.
I already gave you an answer to this. However if you have “dated” this girl for 3 weeks and still haven’t kissed her then you are clearly a eunuch. By this point she must either know this or suspect this. If she knows this it doesn’t matter if you kiss her because she is just using you to make herself look like she’s not a lesbian. If she suspects this she will be trying to find somebody better.
If only to protect the secret of your castration you will need to ball up and kiss her.
Oh and since I noticed that this may get cut off by design, you can click to see full imageFYI: I have decided that for all the questions people ask me that I have already answered, or deem unworthy to even answer by making fun of you, I will instead ask Google Images and choose a picture at random, since it’s obviously just as valid an answer.
I’m going to assume this is a question about mind control. First of all, yes, mind control does work. Evidence: Ugly guys dating hot chicks. Now, clearly this is done with money. Have you ever rolled around in a pile of 20s? I’m guessing no, but let me assure you it is a powerful aphrodisiac. Women will flock to a man with money, no matter what his appearance.
So, how do you make this work for you? My suggestions are as such… First abandon the sun. You don’t need it. Pale wins. Ok, step two, cover yourself in bacon grease before going to bed, this will assure a nice assortment of zits. Step three, become filthy stinking rich. (This is easily achieved by marrying a sugar momma.) At this point you should have all the requirements to properly mind control women.
Second part of your question, do you need to buy something? Yes, without food you will die.
Ya know… If you have to ask then you probably already know the answer. If that makes me a MORTHER FUCKER then I just hope a morther is a hot woman.
So that I could make fun of your spelling and grammar of course.
So say you think you might. So would you write them a letter or an email? They would surely deny you have any relation to them at that time. You should just be content with being just another “stupid american” and try to live your life as a carefree ignoramus
Square root(33) = 1 bananas + 2 girls + 2.74456265 times having happy thoughts about it a day.
Here’s the skinny kid. I am not going to answer these questions fast enough for you to turn in the answer to your math quiz. If you want to know a stupid question like this you should not be asking a smartass, you should be asking Google’s built in calculator.