Zombism has only been known to spread by being bitten by a zombie, however one could assume that if it could spread by way of a bite then we could assume that swapping other bodily fluids could also cause this. Your best bet is to have sex with the person before they turn into a zombie. If you insist on having sex with the un-dead then your best bet is to use protection (condom & a muzzle).
Question: smartass, i need to ask u something…
during one of my summer holidays i had abit of a tiff(yh im english) with my father, funny thing was that it wasnt my fault. but the thing that shocked me was that as soon as he left to go and get some shopping, i was going upstairs and i had my cellphone in my hand and the next thing i know is that im facing the door with a hole in it (which was’nt there before.) now i freaked out and called my dad, he obviously wanted to know what happened, and i told him the story. we figured it out that it was me that did it but i cant remember putting a hole though a door!!
it may be a phycology thing?(did i spell that right?)
Help me please!!
Answer: Ok dude. you want some psychology (good try) eh. This probably wouldn’t be considered psychology, but rather neurology. If you honestly did get so angry and punch a hole in the door and didn’t know it happened until it was done. Then you probably have a fucked up prefrontal cortex or an overdeveloped amygdala (basically the caveman area of the brain). It overrides the rational brain and suddenly fills your body with dopamine, adrenalin and other uppers fill your body instantly and all your blood shifts away from the skin to fuel your muscles for action. If this area of the brain is over developed you literally can’t think when you are too emotionally stimulated. You simply react.
To be honest, on this one I can’t even be a smartass about it because it is a seriously shitty thing to have. You NEED to be able to find a way to reassociate your strong emotional responses with something else as soon as they begin so that you don’t become a wife beater. Something or someone needs to break your state right before you go into the really strong state. Start by fixing the little things like road rage and trying to just get over it right away.
Basically you have a prefrontal cortex that is supposed to regulate your anger and and other emotions and send signals to the rest of the brain for how to react. Anyways if it learns to control where it sends the signals better by changing your emotional state right when you have it then you will no longer loose control and be overcome by your amygdala.
If this is a one time thing you can just do what I said and fix it yourself. If this has happened more than once where you have blanked out after anger or another emotion you seriously need to seek help. I’m sure most anger management programs aren’t with dick, but I’m sure you could find forums online for people who have had anger issues and have worked them out.
Depends on the myth. Fireball, dude I can shit fireballs… Seriously though, I have actually breathed fire. It’s fairly cool.. just swig a bunch of Everclear and just Barely open your mouth and spray out a mist of it into a tiki torch or something. That’s what I did. Then I further impressed people by putting out the tiki torch with my bare hands.
Martial Artists are just better trained in body and mind and what the mind believes the body can achieve. fat ####### chance you will convince yourself that you can walk on water but if you were to secretly put the right chemicals into the water you can, or perhaps you stuck some buoyant objects in the water just out of visual range.
You ever want to see some cool shit from martial artists then download “Mind Body and Kick Ass Moves”. I’m sure you can find it on mininova.org or isohunt.com. It shows this martial arts expert going around and talking to other experts. Some of them have some pretty neat tricks… In episode 1 a guy pulls a multi ton truck with his penis… now if that isn’t a super power then I don’t know what is.
That’s easy… Talk my way out of it. Now the catch is I need to use my sales and psychology skills and NOT my smartass nature. First thing I do is pull out my wallet while pulling over, then turn on the lights in the car & flashers, roll down the window and keep my hands on the steering wheel holding my wallet. This lets the cops feel safe since a lot of cops have been killed for pulling people over for speeding tickets. I have actually had an officer thank me for that once.
Next, they are going to ask you why they pulled you over. Don’t lie to them unless you think they pulled you over for drinking. Now don’t get me wrong, if they pulled you over for drinking they will probably know you are lying when you say you only had 2 beers all night however sometimes they don’t want to give you a ticket for drunk driving and will let you go if they think you are composed enough to not be a road hazard. If it’s for speeding you need to read them to see what they want you to say. I mean I can tell if they are a hardass and will give a ticket no matter what or if they really just need an oh-poor-me excuse to get out of it.
I had an officer tell me once “I am GOING TO GIVE YOU A TICKET” all stern like and I managed to get out of it with feigned ignorance. However another time a woman pulled me over and she was trying to prove she had big balls and I was able to read her and knew to just shut my fucking mouth and take the ticket so she didn’t write me up for another ticket… Most cops are ok and will let you off if you appear honest and own up to what you did.
I have had a very good success rate getting out of tickets. Got one directly before crossing a state line, but that guy wasn’t going to budge, I mean that’s why he was pulling out of state people over right at the state line…
If you do get a ticket, go to court. Do it… Court will always nock you down one level. Either less pay or less points if it’s a point state. You don’t even have to say anything… Just show up and get a reduction.
I think so. I mean religious nuts will try to say that death is what gives meaning to life, but LIFE is what gives meaning to life. You can take all the vitamins and live and eat healthy, but eventually your cells will die off and so will you. So why should we not find ways to cheat it? Our knowledge and technology are all expanding at an exponential rate. Every year we cut down on size requirements for nano technology and we continue to expand our knowledge in areas like genetics and neurosciences.
Who’s to say we can’t life forever and improve our quality of life? I mean once we isolate the Dick Clark Gene who’s to say that we can’t make a way to put it into other people? And once we better understand the body, who’s to say we can’t put some nanobots into people to enhance all their abilities (like tv show jake 2.0 which was more or less a modern version of the 6 million dollar man).
Everyday I get closer and closer to having free wireless internet EVERYWHERE I go. Who’s to say that I can’t have a dedicated server monitoring my body functionality from devices powered by my own electricity that are inside of me.
I saw a guy once who had put RFID chips into his wrists and then rewired his house, and car, and pretty much everything to respond to this.
I saw a mind controlled computer program that people could move objects on the screen around simply by sending the right mental signals.
All of this is expanding so fast that it’s only natural to expect it to conglomerate and expand our evolution.
I considered my options on this one. Had I read the book I would have written a nice long ending that was not a pile of frosty shit. Knowing this I went and downloaded the 7th book. At first I figured that I could just read the ending and rewrite it, but then I decided I did enjoy the movies that I had seen so I should at least catch up first. So I then downloaded all 7 books so I could read the ones I had not and have a better idea of the writing style I would be attempting to emulate.
As I drove to work I decided that though this was a worth goal, this is just one bloody question and until I answer this I cannot really answer anymore. It might take me quite some time to read the books and then rewrite the ending. I mean why not simply say “Zuble” and have that be the entire ending. I mean it makes perfect sense if you are smart enough to research the word I invented…. Alas, I know people aren’t that smart, so it would be a sad ending again for somebody who wants a quality piece of work.
I briefly considered downloading the audio books for 1-6 to catch up and then book 7 (the UK versions read by Stephen Fry OF COURSE) once I am. However once again, I have things to do and just can’t rationalize spending this much time on just one answer, even if it is a good question.
I decided the best way to answer this would be to delegate. Please go to ‘The Restricted Section‘ and ask them to create you a new ending. Granted all their Harry Potter fan fiction are just trashy sex novels, but isn’t that what a good ending should have in it anyways?
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote “This is a stick up. Put all your muny in this bag.”
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller’s window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, “Because I don’t believe you are over 21.” The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn’t believe him.
At this point the robber took his driver’s license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag.
The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.
If you choose to live your life believing in God (or some other transcendental entity) you get to live with the satisfaction that you are right and everybody else is wrong. Isn’t this enough? I mean can’t you still have enough courtesy to keep it to yourself.
Religion is what people cling to in order to rationalize their problems or explain their life. More people have died for religion than have died ANY other way. It’s all just a control system used to manipulate people and then make them feel guilty if they start to doubt it (or even if they don’t).
Believe whatever you want, just keep it to yourself unless you are asked.
No, your teacher would tell you to use your other hand…
Your father suffers from “Robin Williams Disease”. Scientists speculate that this is caused by eating too many unclean hairy tacos.
I recommend telling your father to eat less hairy tacos and consider switching to bearded clams.
“I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am” may be ingrained in my brain for the rest of my life, however I do not believe there was any real world impact.
Jim Henson on the other hand created the Muppets after he graduated from Aleister Crowley’s School of Occult Puppetry, which means he created the Swedish Chef, Kermit T. Frog which have effected many people’s lives.
Here’s what was said about his impact at Uncyclopedia:
What are we to make of the legacy of Jim Henson? Perhaps there is some object lesson to be gained about tampering with forces beyond mortal comprehension, but I fear it is far too late for that. Whispers have already begun about the appearance of an eleventh Henson movie, possibly called Mirrormask. If this is true, nothing anyone does or doesn’t do will ever matter again.
Now if that doesn’t strike you as having had world impact, I don’t know what will…