What is it with everybody today… I mean talk about Great Expectations. C++ is not sexy enough to waste my time. The last program I wrote in C++ was a Y2K Test program that advised it would freeze your computer if it was not compliant…. Which it did… to every single computer it ran on ; )

I am not here to do your homework. Just Fucking Google It!

Because you would wig out if they were transparent…

Butter is the bastard offspring of margarine and lard and is considered to be the best thing since sliced bread. It was first discovered (or perhaps found) by Helmundo Vanderblast on April 8, 1826. Butter has the unique property of being a non-metallic magnet as it can attract any unwanted object to itself which explains why there are always crumbs or fluff in your butter. This property also explains the science behind my buttered toast/cat array. For many years alchemists have unsuccessfully tried to recreate this property.

You have options.

1) Platform Shoes / Spike Heals. 3″ spikes are fairly standard these days but I would really like to see platform shoes return. You could wear them with those bitchin’ disco pants you like so much!

2) You ever see Gattaca? Yeah, you probably wouldn’t enjoy this procedure so much but it does the trick….

3) Hypnosis. Lets stick with the movie references and say Shallow Hal. Yep, you to could be brainwashed into thinking you were taller. I mean it would be hilarious watching you duck all the time, but perhaps another 3″ is not that much and the increased confidence would be well worth distorting you reality.

You see there is this problem I have…. People don’t understand rules and always try to play with my toys, though I put a sign saying “Not to play with my toys”. These people are always trying to figure out how to play with them, and I’m getting really mad. I put them in a box and put a lock on it, but they got around the lock, by taking the box apart. I get a better box and it takes some time, but they do it again. Now I get rid of the toys and get an even better box, but they don’t know I got rid of the toys. Though they try as they might, they can’t get in the box, but it makes them productive because they eventually give up. When they realize that those toys do nothing to benefit them.

My cmd method works brilliantly, on a home computer or a small business etc… However you are trying access a system that you are not supposed to have access to. I gave the system level access post to help people fix their own computers or others when they fuck up. A school computer these days is locked down tighter than a midgets asshole, and the bitch of it is I am not sitting at your school computer, so I can’t go and test out methods to get in.

You can try the following. Pop in a bootable cd with linux on it, or a password changing utility, if it doesn’t boot from cd you can fix that in the bios, if the bios are passworded you would need to open the computer and reset the cmos, which depending on your school is probably locked shut to prevent theft of their ram etc… You can be really shady and get a keylogger and then have a list of everybody’s passwords. This method would be illegal so I do not recommend it. Or lastly, do it the fun way, through Social Engineering. This was the way most hackers got access to things to begin with….. They lied about who they were or why they needed it, and people told them!!!!!

If you want more information than that, there is an assload of it on youtube and even more on the vast world that is google! See there are all sorts of stupid methods you can use, but really why do you even want it? Just to show your friends you can do it? Meh. This will be my final response on this unless I get bored and choose to write “A Smartass Education” post on it.

Same goes for all the people who are asking me how to get on myspace and urbanchat. I have already told you several site to try and if they don’t work, you are SOL. Search for the answers before asking people…

“Users are a lot like kids. The more you give them, the more they want.”

GAHHHH I just accidentally closed what I wrote. Even the best of us fuck up, but alas I am not going to try to rewrite it all, have a happy-short answer instead.

Any administrator worth their salt in an environment like a school, will restrict the Run menu, the command prompt, windows explorer, control panel, poledit, etc… So learn to use social engineering instead.

Here’s the skinny: If your account is too restrictive, use somebody else’s. All it takes is 1 person with access to login to the computer one time and then you can do the trick to create yourself a new administrative account.

I am not telling you to be all shady and use a keylogger or anything since you would probably get your ass caught with something like that, or be stupid and put it on the computer at a time it could be traced back to you. Just make friends with a teacher and convince them to let you use their profile for something real quick.. ; )

Eventually I will write a big-ass Smartass Education article on how to bypass a bunch of restrictions, however today is not that day.