матрациNo, I don’t know that it’s fully possible for me to understand the processes that go into me knowing what I know. As a basic understanding I can say that we can only see from our own perspective and our interpretation of reality is stored in our brain as anchors. We group information into a sort of structure that we decide is truth, but the mind doesn’t know the difference between perceived truth and actual truth.

Interestingly enough, reality will always reflect what you believe and will always show you evidence of how you are right in your beliefs. So if you believe that you know how you know what you know, then according to your mind/ego you are right.

So just invent a reason why you know what you know and be happy with the reason and your mind will prove it to be true.

Yes.

It absolutely positively takes a smart ass to know one. You can argue this all you want by saying “I’m not a smart ass”, and perhaps you really do not appear to be one today. But each day you are a different person. Each day you interpret reality a little bit differently than you did before. If you are not a smart ass in this life, then perhaps you were in a past life.

Thing is past lives aren’t really past, since past and future are only linear time concepts and you are not trapped in linear time. All things you perceive as the past are actually happening at this exact moment in a different dimension and at this exact moment you are being a smart ass. If you were not being a smart ass you would never have met one because you wouldn’t have the ability to understand the concept of what one is.

Linear time is just a game we play that provides us with an experience that we would otherwise not be able to understand with instant manifestation. You see it all the time. The radio and the television are broadcasting content simultaneously on many frequencies. The only one that is real to you is the one you are choosing to experience, but all the other ones are still happening concurrently.

You are a smart ass, and the sooner you accept this fact the easier your life will become, since you will have integrated and forgiven that part of yourself.

Poison all Cannabis.

You have been drinking de amigo….

I think so. I mean religious nuts will try to say that death is what gives meaning to life, but LIFE is what gives meaning to life. You can take all the vitamins and live and eat healthy, but eventually your cells will die off and so will you. So why should we not find ways to cheat it? Our knowledge and technology are all expanding at an exponential rate. Every year we cut down on size requirements for nano technology and we continue to expand our knowledge in areas like genetics and neurosciences.

Who’s to say we can’t life forever and improve our quality of life? I mean once we isolate the Dick Clark Gene who’s to say that we can’t make a way to put it into other people? And once we better understand the body, who’s to say we can’t put some nanobots into people to enhance all their abilities (like tv show jake 2.0 which was more or less a modern version of the 6 million dollar man).

Everyday I get closer and closer to having free wireless internet EVERYWHERE I go. Who’s to say that I can’t have a dedicated server monitoring my body functionality from devices powered by my own electricity that are inside of me.

I saw a guy once who had put RFID chips into his wrists and then rewired his house, and car, and pretty much everything to respond to this.

I saw a mind controlled computer program that people could move objects on the screen around simply by sending the right mental signals.

All of this is expanding so fast that it’s only natural to expect it to conglomerate and expand our evolution.

To look into this, I first decided to see how a lightsaber was built. I went to alienryderflex.com and upon seeing how a light saber was built, I decided that not only could it NOT cut The One Ring, It could not even cut a weed out of your garden.

I was then curious as to what could cut The One Ring, that has been invented in the modern age. The solution came to me quickly. A Blendtec Blender.

Perhaps this one, since there is no correct way to answer it. See I do not know the most difficult question to answer, because I have never been asked it. Now lets say I had been. Well even then it would simply have been the most difficult question for me to answer.

This does not mean that it would be the most difficult question for anybody to answer. To one person perhaps they had something extremely traumatic happen to them and the most difficult question is simply who, what, when, why, or how. Yet to somebody else that has had no such experience then the most difficult question could simply be are they willing to commit. Or perhaps what is πR².

The most difficult question to answer is either one that your mind simply has no reference or association to or one that your mind wishes to protect you from.

No. See funny story, well not really…. All we have is our memories. Our entire subconscious just reacts to what is around us and we have an association for everything around us. So if some stoned out hippie came to me and said they had seen the 5th dimension etc… It would have just been them basing it on some other thing they saw, perhaps mixed with something else floating around in their little heads.

“Wait…WTF doesn’t stand for “Wonderful Tact, Friend?” Then what the fuck does it stand for?” ~ n00b on WTF

Your father suffers from “Robin Williams Disease”. Scientists speculate that this is caused by eating too many unclean hairy tacos.

I recommend telling your father to eat less hairy tacos and consider switching to bearded clams.

The Dreaded Hairy Taco

Bastard! You sunk my battleship!

A guy with nothing more than a pencil could defeat a cruiser or a destroyer given enough intelligence and a little advanced planning. So I see no reason why a “fully loaded” aircraft carrier would not be able to do such a thing.

ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.

Americans: “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.”

Canadians: “Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.”

Americans: “This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.”

Canadians: “No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.”

Americans: “THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT’S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.”

Canadians: “This is a lighthouse. Your call.”

Ok, so the above is actually a myth, but it’s still more humorous than the answer I gave so it stays.