Archive for the ‘beliefs’ Category

I think so. I mean religious nuts will try to say that death is what gives meaning to life, but LIFE is what gives meaning to life. You can take all the vitamins and live and eat healthy, but eventually your cells will die off and so will you. So why should we not find ways to cheat it? Our knowledge and technology are all expanding at an exponential rate. Every year we cut down on size requirements for nano technology and we continue to expand our knowledge in areas like genetics and neurosciences.

Who’s to say we can’t life forever and improve our quality of life? I mean once we isolate the Dick Clark Gene who’s to say that we can’t make a way to put it into other people? And once we better understand the body, who’s to say we can’t put some nanobots into people to enhance all their abilities (like tv show jake 2.0 which was more or less a modern version of the 6 million dollar man).

Everyday I get closer and closer to having free wireless internet EVERYWHERE I go. Who’s to say that I can’t have a dedicated server monitoring my body functionality from devices powered by my own electricity that are inside of me.

I saw a guy once who had put RFID chips into his wrists and then rewired his house, and car, and pretty much everything to respond to this.

I saw a mind controlled computer program that people could move objects on the screen around simply by sending the right mental signals.

All of this is expanding so fast that it’s only natural to expect it to conglomerate and expand our evolution.

It depends on the people I was around. I mean if I am being forced into something the best thing would be to choose the one least likely to cause me more hardship.

-I think it would be hard to be Islam, since I would have to go for that whole sacred cow thing, and stop eating cheese burgers.
-Buddhism is easy, I mean you just live life in the moment and care about all things.
-Christianity, I wonder if somebody has some BS studies showing how much of the world that covers. Still, it’s again easy, since being Christian doesn’t have any hard-set rules. I mean if you break it into denominations then there is, but even then everybody ignores the rules and just feels more and more guilty about it.

You want a religion to follow and not feel guilty about? My friend invented a religion called “Feed the Ducks“. He converted his Catholic girlfriend to this after awhile. Basically it consists of “Take time out of your day to do good things, like feed the ducks… and things will work out for the best.”

Man, are you kidding? Oh yeah you are! Alas, if a donkey started talking, EVERYBODY would listen!

“Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.” - Fulton J. Sheen

Basically a bunch of gay artsy-fartsy (technical term) types got together and started labeling things postmodernist (and then shortened it to po-mo, not to be confused with homo). It allowed them to say that their terrible writing and artwork was actually something more intelligent than it actually was.

Today there is debate over whether or not the term actually exists…

Below is an interview with a postmodernist:
Q: Why are you postmodernist?
A: That wasn’t me. I am changed now. I have different views. It was another moment.
Q: You did write it. It has your name on it.
A: And what is a name? A collection of ink stains on processed tree bark?
Q: No, I think it’s a…
A: a (article) - Not any particular or certain one of a class or group. Dictionary.com.
Q: Pardon?
A: This interview is not about Nanny McPhee. It’s not about fire hydrants or scallion pancakes. This interview is over. Do you want to ask any questions? The interview has just begun.

Yep yep…That’s right, it’s crap is what it is…

Perhaps a question my landlord should of asked a few months ago… ahem, nevermind…

Basically this guy, we’ll call him Joe Smith (actually that was his name, no joke…. seriously), was chillin’ like a villain when some writings by an “ancient prophet” were revealed to him. 

Yep, everybody has a belief.  Even if they realize that it was invented by some random dude who knew how to market himself to those with weak minds.  Take Scientology for example, funny stuff, invented by a science fiction writer and is a trendy choice for religion these days by our celebrity elite.  Or the people who believe that the lizard people are really controlling the world…. That is hilarious. 

I could spend the time to really explain their beliefs, however I there is a movie that can better explain it than I.  behold…

Orgazmo by Trey Parker

Not so indifferent if you need to tell me you don’t care, but whatever floats your boat.

Because it shows Jesus to be mortal and thereby undermines the entire structure of Christianity. Yes, I can see that pissing some people off.

Well “FkHead Republican”, We have all considered a good ol’ genocide now and then, but in the end it just wouldn’t make us happy. See you have come to depend on those border jumpers to prepair your food, and do all the shitty jobs you don’t want. So if they were all rid of their jobs would be filled by white trash. The same white trash that we don’t typically have to see thanks to trailer parks and wellfare! Then if we eliminated the gay’s you wouldn’t have any lesbian porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And what about the loss of comedy about minorities, like PCU:
Rand: Hey, poor boy! Go and have all your parties with all your new friends! I can see it now, Andrews. You and all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters…
Droz: Whoa! Whoa! Which ones are the pillow biters again?
Rand: The BUTT-PIRATES! And those beastly man-haters, tell those chicks to shave their pits then call me! And those goddamn whiny crybaby minorities, you can keep them all!

Sorry bud, I am just not willing to give up my comedy and lesbian porn, and I DON’T want to start seeing more white trash serving my food…

Only if you think it is. You are free to spend your time however the hell (no ironic pun intended) you want. I mean all we really do in life is find ways to provide an emotional state. We crave happiness, so we go out and seek things that make us happy, like money, and ho’s. So do whatever it takes to get you to the feeling you are looking for, and don’t do whatever doesn’t.

You tell ‘em ma! I mean back in your day, all the Pot and LSD made them all so well behaved. I mean now with the internet and crazy smartasses who answer crazy questions, the whole world is on overdrive. Better to pray to your god to smite them and be done with it.