I’m rather partial to “please do”, or the ever classic “well your mom does”.
Seriously though it depends on the situation. You were probably already being a smart ass if they had reason to say fuck you to you. Best to continue on with whatever pissed them off enough to swear at you in the first place if you feel the need to retort.
Well Mr. Left Brain: Be logical about it and realize that you can stimulate the right brain by using it more. Perhaps the best way to start would be by bridging the gap between left and right by buying prints of my artwork at http://trimidium.deviantart.com/prints/ ;)
Since most of my art is fractal based, you would be giving yourself a mathematically pleasing left brain pattern, that is displayed in a very creative right brained way. Thus causing you to have more creative thoughts when you looked at them.
Ya know… If you have to ask then you probably already know the answer. If that makes me a MORTHER FUCKER then I just hope a morther is a hot woman.
I considered my options on this one. Had I read the book I would have written a nice long ending that was not a pile of frosty shit. Knowing this I went and downloaded the 7th book. At first I figured that I could just read the ending and rewrite it, but then I decided I did enjoy the movies that I had seen so I should at least catch up first. So I then downloaded all 7 books so I could read the ones I had not and have a better idea of the writing style I would be attempting to emulate.
As I drove to work I decided that though this was a worth goal, this is just one bloody question and until I answer this I cannot really answer anymore. It might take me quite some time to read the books and then rewrite the ending. I mean why not simply say “Zuble” and have that be the entire ending. I mean it makes perfect sense if you are smart enough to research the word I invented…. Alas, I know people aren’t that smart, so it would be a sad ending again for somebody who wants a quality piece of work.
I briefly considered downloading the audio books for 1-6 to catch up and then book 7 (the UK versions read by Stephen Fry OF COURSE) once I am. However once again, I have things to do and just can’t rationalize spending this much time on just one answer, even if it is a good question.
I decided the best way to answer this would be to delegate. Please go to ‘The Restricted Section‘ and ask them to create you a new ending. Granted all their Harry Potter fan fiction are just trashy sex novels, but isn’t that what a good ending should have in it anyways?
I mean I could go off on the whole “who is anybody really” thing, but I don’t even see a point. Next time you think of posting a question, make it something deep that does not require psychic powers.
Take an old games show for example. 3 people lined up and all of them said they were the same person and gave their story and then the contestant asked them questions to determine who the real person was. There you at least get the benefit of being able to listen to and read their emotions to figure them out.
So I will have to conclude: You are just some dude in Finland who doesn’t ask very good questions.
Because there will always be more bridesmaides…
Yes. So long as you do not dream of going into space by drinking coolaid. Take me for example. I am moving to Arizona in a couple days. Some of my friends don’t understand it, and see me as having a nice life right where I am. I know lots of people, have lots of computer customers, and well… a hottub!
But, life gets stale. If you won’t be happy staying and doing the same ol’ thing all the time, then you will eventually get depressed because you never Went for your dreams. Go for them, and if they don’t work out you can always go back to what was easy and practical if it doesn’t work out. Life can be a bitch, but it always works out and you learn so much from the crap you put up with along the way.
More money, and more sex comes to mind.
It’s possible. Unfortunately I have quit tracking his movements ever since I discovered the incident on Air Force One with the hooker and the soup ladel.
For your own safety I would start digging secret tunnels under your house and work, just in case.
