I take my coffee the same way I take my women. All over my lap while I am driving.

At this time I am approximately 8.39414231 × 10¹¹ milliseconds old.

So funny story.  I banned you the other day.  Now I realize I only banned one computer, and that your school has many computers…  I briefly through about banning all of Moncton, New Brunswick.  I mean surely you would not be able to post then. 

Then I looked over the questions that you resubmitted and I decided that you were trying to behave.  Perhaps there was more than one person submitting questions then.  Or perhaps you just don’t want to be forced to take English Lessons.

I am either a guy or a really ugly lesbian with extra parts.

Wow, given that absolutely fantastical choice I would have to say implode. I mean a lot of people before me have exploded. It’s been done…

I would definitely implode for style and originality…

Besides, then I could just be de-imploded with dry ice…

T. Smartass

Were you hooked on phonics? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Eye for an Eye.

I don’t want to pay taxes to feed and care for some sicko in for 3 consecutive life sentences.

I figure if you go around killing people, and then get caught; you should probably be killed. We could make it really cheap as well. Instead of electric chair or these other expensive methods, you could invent say a neck-snapping machine.

Also, we should give the rest of the prisoners a choice, even the ones who aren’t in jail for murder. You can either: A) live and work in prison, having every cent you make go towards paying for your stay so the tax payers don’t have to. -or- B) Free pass to the neck-snapping machine.

It depends on the people I was around. I mean if I am being forced into something the best thing would be to choose the one least likely to cause me more hardship.

-I think it would be hard to be Islam, since I would have to go for that whole sacred cow thing, and stop eating cheese burgers.
-Buddhism is easy, I mean you just live life in the moment and care about all things.
-Christianity, I wonder if somebody has some BS studies showing how much of the world that covers. Still, it’s again easy, since being Christian doesn’t have any hard-set rules. I mean if you break it into denominations then there is, but even then everybody ignores the rules and just feels more and more guilty about it.

You want a religion to follow and not feel guilty about? My friend invented a religion called “Feed the Ducks“. He converted his Catholic girlfriend to this after awhile. Basically it consists of “Take time out of your day to do good things, like feed the ducks… and things will work out for the best.”

I would have to say Destiny of an Emperor. Yes, it’s old, and crappy and easy. However when I first did it, it was long, and challenging and just hit me at the right age. You can read all about it on one of my strange pages by going to lyngaas.net and clicking on obsession.

Honorable mentions: Chrono Trigger & Final Fantasy 6 were also among my favorites.

Well, I am a little disturbed that you want to know.  I mean do I even know you?  If you think about that, it’s a loaded question.  I mean if for some ungodly reason you actually wanted to know the answer and I told you I had a big penis, you would not believe me. 

The best way to find out is to be an attractive girl and ask me in person.  Then you could be the judge, and there would be no misinterpretation. 

No, but I am flattered you are interested.

Seriously folks, it’s because of retarded questions like this that I am working on making an IQ test that will prevent those with weak minds from asking me questions.   I am still deciding what grade level to make the questions, or if I should make them so only people above the age of 20 will figure them out without research.