I donno man, perhaps that life is too short. That there is no use holding back… Perhaps it was just a moment of weakness… Perhaps it was the best thing I ever did because I learned a true life lesson from it.

One thing for sure… I will never do that again… I mean what the fuck WAS I thinking???

Resolution = I would rather live with regret of something I did, then something I did not do.

So I am moving to New Zealand, and going to party like a Rockstar.

That depends. I have had some very good cheese cake and some very mediocre cheese cake. If you are planning to bake me a cake might I suggest instead going with either Angel Food Cake (clearly designed with me in mind) or perhaps a lemon cake with lemon filling and a ridiculously unhealthy amount of frosting on it…

Thx

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? OF COURSE IT DOES and this is an age old “deep question” that people still ask to this day, but it’s only truly debated on a metaphysical level when people are blitzed out of their minds. What does this mean in terms of the question that was asked of me… It means that I can easily stop being a smartass. I do it all the time. I am often a very nice guy who doesn’t make any waves.

The question you should have asked is “Can you stop thinking like a smartass?” to which I would have to answer no. Now granted, I don’t have to act on what I think. I do not have to respond sarcastically or with some with some witty comeback for everything I ever hear, but ultimately my mind is programmed to be a smartass.

Good thing it is, because without me in the world there would be one less quality website to visit. You would have to find entertainment in trolling forums and YouTube all day. There would be nobody to give you the answer to your question that you so rightfully deserve, because on a whole; people are politically correct.

Remember school? The place you go to learn to communicate, and all they do is tell you to shut up?

Absolutely hideous. I mean like children screaming type of hideous.

Oh please, you could figure out where I am with 2 minutes research on my site. To think I am from the bay because I said hella seems odd in this day and age. With the internet culture just kind of blends together. I mean anybody can upload to youtube, and I can download tv shows and movies from anywhere in the world. You pick up a word and it jives with your diction and it just sticks.

I tend to say Bloody a LOT more then I say Hella and I have never even been to England.

I’m a fountain pen repair man.

and who cares if I haven’t seen modern india cinema. Perhaps they no longer need 300+ backup dancers for every person now but it’s not my cup of tea and have no interest to start watching it now.

Well currently my wonderful host doesn’t charge me. It started as a favor from a guy who owed me $1400 but he passed me off to somebody who owed him a favor, and then we ended up getting along and the guy liked my site. I have also managed to weasel my way out of being suspended for various things like threats from Microsoft Lawyers and the DiGG effect (which I haven’t done in a LONG time btw, probably about time again).

The games on the site don’t take up that much bandwidth as once you are playing them (and they are small to download) that’s all there is to it. I don’t have the artwork available in a gallery so that people won’t try to steal all the images or hotlink to them. The audio files I keep on free off-site storage and the video files, well… they aren’t mine… but I thank youtube and other fine video hosting sites for allowing me to embed their FLV files ; ) Also because I make the site in AJAX (i know, everybody wants a back button to exist with AJAX but you can’t have everything) it doesn’t take too much bandwidth to insert new content into my pages.

Ultimately I keep trying to reduce the size of my pages, scripts and files so that I use less bandwidth so that I can stay with my free hosting. However on the current course that I am on (#5 on Google for just the word smartass, plan to be #1 by the end of the year) I do suspect that soon I will have to start paying for the hosting which is why I started my Good Stuff section to try to make money. So far it’s just merchandise (that nobody really buys) but I will eventually add links to affiliates, however they will all be on that page and will all be products that I personally buy and recommend, so perhaps some of the visitors could simply buy through my referral links instead of just going direct to the site like amazon and newegg (come on, you know you shop there). I am doing this and hoping that it works because I despise ad-banners and don’t want to force people to pay to use features on my site. I figure I have donated to sites that I liked, eventually somebody will do the same for my own. Alas, only time will tell.

Lack of quality questions. Did you notice that it’s been 2 weeks since I have answered any questions? This is because 98% of all of them were worthless “how do I play sega online” or “play snes online” (which you cannot do as of this moment). Those I don’t answer because they aren’t worth my time at all. I show them on the unanswered questions page because I see no reason to try to moderate things that I haven’t even though about answering yet.

If you want me to answer better questions you will need to tell smarter people to start visiting my site and using ask-a-smartass.

I take my coffee the same way I take my women. All over my lap while I am driving.