Archive for October, 2008
This person also asked if would it be alright to ask my best friend who I do a lot for with no restrictions to let me blow him?
It’s quite simple. Are you a girl? If not, is your best friend gay?
If you answered yes to either question then I am sure you friend will be more than thrilled to get a free blow job.
If however you answered no to those questions then your friend, though he would enjoy the blowjob would be to weirded out to enjoy it and would probably just stop talking to you.
If he was Catholic at one point in his life you could use guilt manipulation to control him. If this fails break up with his lazy ass and become fuck buddies with your ex.
If you would prefer some nicer (fru-fru) advice try one of the below resources:
http://www.wikihow.com/Overcome-Laziness
http://www.marathonfamily.com/Default.aspx?tabid=124
http://www.quickiesheets.com/blog/2006/08/22/how-to-stop-being-lazy/
Well typically it’s halitosis (bacteria chillin’ like villains in yer mouth). However since she will be brushing her teeth and chewing gum here is a good list of the shiznit that could also be a causing it.
Medical Causes of Bad Breath
1. Sinus infections & abnormal sinus anatomies, post nasal drainage (drips)
2. Tonsilar infections or tonsiloliths
3. Lung diseases
4. Kidney diseases
5. Liver diseases
6. Blood disorders
7. Diabetes
8. Gallbladder dysfunction
9. Menstruation
10. Carcinomas
11. Certain foods
Dental Causes of Bad Breath
1. Extensive dental decay
2. Periodontal (gum) disease
3. Oral infections or abscesses
4. Oral cancers
5. Xerostomia (dry mouth condition). Many medications can contribute to a condition of xerostomia.
6. Oral conditions resulting from post-nasal drips or discharges
7. Allergy conditions
8. A proliferation of specific types of gram (-) anaerobic bacteria.
Beyond these you might consider trying to “cleanse” out your organs. Liver, kidney, colon etc.. because doing that will improve your digestion and your body will better be able to process all the crap you throw at it without making you blow out putrid smelling liquid. There are tons of cleanses at www.curezone.com
This was asked on 2-15-08, which was when I got busy and started ignoring all questions. At that point I was single. Since a lot of time has passed. Here has been the pattern since then.
Single/Dating – Theoretically Single, but not really – Officially Not Single – Single for 2 days – Not Single for a couple weeks – Single and NOT dating – Not listening to my own rule and therefor once again Not Single.
In case I end up on the single or dating category again you would best want to read the application form.
Well, no. Because to be honest I have no idea what “chidren” is. I thought, perhaps if I knew what a chidren was then I might start to care. So I went to YouTube to see if I could find videos about them.
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To my surprise there was a huge list of videos about chidren, but they all seemed to be on various things. One video on chidren was “chidren of bodom – silent night, bodom night”.
The most popular result was “T-Rex – Chidren of the Revolution“.
Best I could determine, chidren was another word for music video, and I do rather like music videos, though I don’t know if I care all that much.
Google, the future leader of the “free world” believes your favorite color is “Jeanabean182″:
REMINDER: I have decided that for all the questions people ask me that I have already answered, or deem unworthy to even answer by making fun of you; I will instead ask Google Images and choose a picture at random. It would seem just as valid an answer.
It seems that very few people can come up with one good question. So they ask 3 similar, yet all stupid questions.
1) will i ever go live with kimora lee simmons
2) will i ever get to livewith kimoa lee simmons
3) will kimora adopt me
My immediate thought for this was NO. I mean why would a model adopt you? However I looked into this woman a bit and discovered she has almost a fetish for dogs. So, if you are in fact a dog and you go up to her with little puppy dog eyes and start begging or humping her leg, she will either say “oh, what a cute little doggy” and adopt you, or she will put a restraining order on you (but hey, at least you got to hump her leg).
Either way I see it as a win/win for you.
No, but I have it on good authority that he did have sex with your sister.
1) is me and stephen going to get back together
2) do stephen love me
3) do stephen love me
4) do stephen love me
Well, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Stephen is more interested in building a relationship with an intelligent girl. Somebody he considers his intellectual equal, and well that’s not you. He only loved to fuck you, but hated all the drama you caused and since he had been careful to not get you pregnant, he has moved onto other girls, hoping to find a smart girl with minimal drama.
Life is cruel, best to spend your time without him learning how to write a sentence and perhaps some simple things like “a submit button only needs to be clicked once”.
FYI: I have decided that for all the questions people ask me that I have already answered, or deem unworthy to even answer by making fun of you, I will instead ask Google Images and choose a picture at random, since it’s obviously just as valid an answer.
Oh and since I noticed that this may get cut off by design, you can