Global Warming.

They may very well try it.  But fear not!  To launch a person across the ocean would require a trajectory that would take them outside of Earth’s orbit.  Humans are usually vaporized upon reentry.  They would go up, but not come down.

I think you need to be more concerned about a people torpedo system.

I’m going to assume this is a question about mind control. First of all, yes, mind control does work. Evidence: Ugly guys dating hot chicks. Now, clearly this is done with money. Have you ever rolled around in a pile of 20s? I’m guessing no, but let me assure you it is a powerful aphrodisiac. Women will flock to a man with money, no matter what his appearance.

So, how do you make this work for you? My suggestions are as such… First abandon the sun. You don’t need it. Pale wins. Ok, step two, cover yourself in bacon grease before going to bed, this will assure a nice assortment of zits. Step three, become filthy stinking rich. (This is easily achieved by marrying a sugar momma.) At this point you should have all the requirements to properly mind control women.

Second part of your question, do you need to buy something? Yes, without food you will die.

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