So that I could make fun of your spelling and grammar of course.

So say you think you might. So would you write them a letter or an email? They would surely deny you have any relation to them at that time. You should just be content with being just another “stupid american” and try to live your life as a carefree ignoramus

Resolution = I would rather live with regret of something I did, then something I did not do.

So I am moving to New Zealand, and going to party like a Rockstar.

Funny thing about that is if you got a girlfriend by being a dick, then she probably won’t like you anymore when you stop being one. Unless of course you just start being a little bitch and waiting on her hand and foot.

The best way to stop being a dick to your girlfriend is to figure out why you are a dick and come up with a different way to handle the situation. Once you think you have a handle on it break up with the current girlfriend and wait till you can find another one who won’t put up with it.

Well, you asked these questions on my birthday… So I will go ahead and answer them.

1) is it wrong to have sex with your cousin?
2) should i have sex with my cousin he is extremely hot?
3) is it wrong to be affectionate with your (girl) cousin like cuddling?

I’m sure you were not willing to wait a month for my answer and by this point have gone ahead and had sex with your cousin and you just want me to say it’s ok. Now, I certainly won’t give you any bible logic and say you are going to hell. I mean if that were true ¾ of “southerners” would be burning in hell… Do I think you should breed with them? No, if u want that move to Alabama or Louisiana.

Honest opinion is that it’s your life and you should be able to have sex with whomever you want so long as they are willing participants. Now I wouldn’t go around and advertise the fact that you are fucking your cousin or else you will get an extremely strong social castration that will not ever leave you. I mean you should feel a little dirty about it.. but only dirty enough to be able to still live with yourself without going insane.

Only you are responsible for your actions and only you know what you will be able to live with.

Stop the inbreeding, ban country music.

Ok so I combined 2 questions from 2 different people… They both have the same answer and are both loaded questions.. But tell ya what. You send me your picture (send to: HotOrNot at TheSmarAass DOT info) and I will give you a totally honest answer.

That depends. I have had some very good cheese cake and some very mediocre cheese cake. If you are planning to bake me a cake might I suggest instead going with either Angel Food Cake (clearly designed with me in mind) or perhaps a lemon cake with lemon filling and a ridiculously unhealthy amount of frosting on it…

Thx

Yes, if the spot he hit him happened to be in the testicles. Otherwise I think even Bruce would have to smack him around for a little bit.

Thesmartass.info was founded by a great man (James Lyngaas) on January 10th 2001. It was started as a personal start page that had a Google search engine and a bunch of high quality links on it (and a background picture of a hot nurse holding a stethoscope to a computer).

A friend said, hey cool page… If you add this link to the page I will make it my homepage too… and so on and so forth.

The only real purpose for the site was to be helpful to me. So I kept adding things that interested me like random artwork and random quotes to keep showing up at my own page interesting… I had previously run a couple popular website called animeden.com and animesins.com (don’t bother looking for them now, I stopped paying for them so whatever is there now is shit) and decided to just expand my site to add anything else that could keep me interested and figured if other people liked it too then good deal.

To be honest with you though, I still do not make it for other people. So if I design something that somebody doesn’t understand then it’s their job to figure out how to use it. I mean I get 3 questions a day asking me what the controls for the video games are or if they can use a controller, but all that info is in bright colors at the top of the same menu they managed to figure out how to load games on… So I just can’t feel empathetic to their plight.

What I will do though is [no not right now, in a couple months... yes a couple months, it's a realistic time frame] make a help section and have screenshots with every single section and big ass arrows pointing to all the fancy bits as well as text instructions on the screen as to how to do some of the advanced things, or the functionality that I have hidden from virtually everybody but still exists.

Then I can feel even less empathetic towards the problems people having using the site since there will be a bloody tutorial w/screenshots for every single page.

Forgive my assholedness for I know not who I offend.

Dr. Phil was first made famous by the Devil. Oh you don’t believe me? My friend Josh will back me up on this. Oprah is the devil.

Anywho, that devil spawn knows that the best way to spread the message is to use housewives. See housewives / soccer mom’s have the power. They can tell their husbands anything and the husband has to go along with it if he ever wants to have sex with her again.

Basically it’s just a #’s game, and since sensible people wouldn’t listen to Dr. Phill they go with the other people, and hope that those people will be able to corrupt the more sensible people who know that even if their wives are not being logical they have to agree with them.