Square root(33) = 1 bananas + 2 girls + 2.74456265 times having happy thoughts about it a day.
Here’s the skinny kid. I am not going to answer these questions fast enough for you to turn in the answer to your math quiz. If you want to know a stupid question like this you should not be asking a smartass, you should be asking Google’s built in calculator.
I have a couple things I want to create for WTF. I will tell you one of them because I am sure I can make it.. The other one I am not sure yet…
So one thing I will eventually make is a whiteboard… where you can write messages on it that the rest of the world can see. However I don’t want it to be just a shared ajax-based whiteboard like my fridge, I want it to have a bunch of drag and drop images like smiley faces and guns and a bunch of other icons that can make a story. I figure you could make some interesting things with a contraption like this and I have never seen it done before on the net… So I have plans to make that.
Problem is there is only 1 of me and a ton of shit for the site to do. At the beginning of October I thought my theater page had enough content that I could just do basic movie maintenance and not need to add much more for awhile while I wrote tutorial for A Smartass Education and made new gadgets for the site. Well, then a shit storm hit the site because I was linking most of my videos to a site that decided to delete 17,000 files on a whim. I was gone for 2 weeks and came back to see I had 600+ anime episodes removed, all my movie trailers gone, documentaries all dead, stand-up was half dead… blah blah… now I am just playing catch up and restoring the broken shit little by little. When that is done I will totally add some WTF again because I like having strange little things that can waste time online!
Nope… Sorry, I only put anime series that I think are phenomenal on here. There are a bunch of those I don’t have online now and have to put those all up before I go for the b rate stuff. In fact, I will never go for the b rate stuff…
So here’s the solution: you can watch it online at the same place i find ALL my anime. stage6.divx.com
Just go there and search around until you find somebody who uploaded a ton of it. and when they don’t have the episode you need search some more to find it. They took a huge hit recently but it seems nothing can keep anime down so people are uploading everything again that was lost…
Yes, you can view movies free… I had a popular site before I added the movies, however the movies took my site from being like caffeine to being like cocaine. I am hoping that with enough time I will be able to make the site like heroin and at that point people will just throw gobs of money at me.
Until then, the only benefit I get is that people keep coming back to my website over and over and stroking my ego. Meh, it could be worse… I could of paid $30,000 for smartass.com like the dueche that actually bought it. Then make a shitty worthless site that hasn’t been updated in several years (he thought it would be a good investment and that someday somebody would just have to buy the name from him and he would strike it rich…).
Ah, another question somebody asks just so they can bring their friend to the website and go “see look at this!!! obviously you are a dick if The Smartass says you are beyond help until you get laid!”. Then I will inevitably get another question from Dave asking if [insert name here] will ever get over his inadequately issues from being circumcised too much when he was little.
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Officially IT = Information Technology, however people who refer to themselves as IT guys are normally low level twat-waffles who just like having a big bad title that makes them sound like they are smart. If they were really smart their title wouldn’t bother with saying they worked in Information Technology and instead would say something like “I design computer programs that map the human genome” etc… Now that guy is in IT but he wouldn’t want to tell somebody that because it sounds way less impressive than what he actually does.
They could be harmless and come from the grease glands that we all possess. Or they could be Fordyce’s spot which is also harmless. If that doesn’t fit the look/symptoms and you haven’t had sex they might actually be cancerous. No, I’m not fucking with you and you will need to see a doctor, and not just your family doctor but a specialist. Somebody who does genitourinary medicine. The family doctor will just call it something simple based on looks alone and won’t do any tests. I figure if you have the balls to ask another man to look at spots on your penis, he better at least do some fucking tests so you can determine what it is for sure.
Just don’t take any chances and screw up your health because you are too embarrassed to have it checked out.
Ok, so one guy asks why there are so many naked people and another asks why the pictures are creepy. It’s the same bloody answer.
It’s artwork and I like it!
I’ll expand on that… When I was younger I kept all my dark and depressing shit inside… Then one day I snapped and never wanted to do that again. So now If I like something dark, I will do it / say it / express it in someway. If I am feeling depressed or something I will write a blog post, because so long as it’s on the outside I can see it and don’t have to think about it anymore. I highly recommend expressing all your feelings even the shitty ones in some way so that your mind is not clouded with the crap 24 / 7 / 365
The beauty of my site is if you don’t like the artwork, you can just reload the page and have a different one!
First off, I don’t like Veoh. It’s annoying because it gives retarded 5 min previews and then most of the time you need to have their 3rd party application to show a video. That means I can’t just integrate it with my site, so all the movies that people upload there I ignore and do not try to link to. Fuck Veoh.
Secondly, why on earth would it want to delete shit on your computer? I could see it deleting videos that you have stored in that program because they delete the video from their site when they find out that it’s illegal. That would make sense. No video on veoh, no video in your veoh tv program.
Solution = Stop using the retarded thing.
I wouldn’t say there is SO much. Here’s how it work. I find artwork that I like and I put it on the site…. Because it is my site. There are a few pictures here but they are all artistic. It’s not distasteful and nobody’s fucking/sucking etc… It’s all painted or something so none of it’s real. It’s ART.
If you have an issue with an occasional naked woman showing up on a random site then you have some issues to work out about yourself.