It depends on their religion. Well not really both of theirs, just the mothers. See the father will be the hardass and enforce the policy but that’s just because his balls have been in a vice for many years and have learned not to go against the Mrs.

So here’s the general way to work around this solution which works with the large populous of parents. Guilt. Basically you keep doing a bunch of good stuff without asking for anything in return. Then one day you will ask them to do this one little thing , and you Will Not Mention the good things you have been doing as part of your argument to go on the date because you really want it to appear that you were doing this out of the kindness that is you. They will probably say no, but then will start to feel guilty because you have been doing so many good things lately that they will change their minds a couple days later when you ask again.

If all else fails just invite the person you want to go out with over to study, and do it in the living room or the kitchen so you can be seen/heard since they will start to trust this person who’s making you want to study all of a sudden!!!!

Awesome punctuation dude, but I will forgive it because you are rightfully not thinking clearly.

Sleep with her best friend for revenge…

No, but seriously I have had a couple girls cheat on me. Both times I dealt with it differently. Well right away I broke up with them both. One I said screw it and just moved on and the other time I ended up going back out with the girl after that (though I made a cool poem/comp cd).

See the thing is you can’t hit her, not that she doesn’t deserve it but because she has more legal rights than you. She presses charges and it doesn’t matter what reasons you had, you are still fucked, which you don’t want to get fucked over again by the same girl ya know.

My advise, break up. She will either feel miserable and try to get you back and then you can go back, or move on… If you take your sob story to a bar or some other women filled location it will work wonders because another woman will feel bad for you and want to make you feel better.

Your cousin, well lets be honest… family will always let you down, however if it wasn’t your cousin it would have been a friend… Guys who aren’t getting laid given an opportunity will take it even if they know better because in that moment all they can think about is getting laid. I’d half-ass forgive your cousin, by half-ass I mean say it’s cool but make a point to not bring your girl / future girl around him anymore. Unless you dump the chick and he keeps hitting it, then he’s just a twat waffle since he should know “bros b4 hoes” and a one time fuckup is cool but to keep doing it he made his choice, and a bad one because if she stays with him she will cheat on him 2.

So I have decided to be an ass and answer the newest questions first since I have ignored the older ones for so long that the people who asked them probably don’t give a shit anymore….

Here’s the thing, now I being of sound mine and loaded with smartassedness (of course that’s a word) decided the best College for me to go to was none at all. I learned what I needed to learn because I was interested and could just sit around and search Google for the information I was missing. I mean if you get good at searching and trolling forums you can find anything fast.

So my recommendation goes like this: Pick a course on something that interests you, something you would enjoy… Don’t pick it because you think you might make more money or that somebody might want you to know it. Basically a degree gets you “a degree”… that’s it… You leave with a piece of paper and a ranking for that paper “associate, batchelors, masters etc..”. The title is the only thing that means a damn so pick something you like and just say you can do the things you didn’t study for.

I would have to assess the professor to see if they were lying when it comes to money. However if he “jokingly” said “I’ll give you an A if you suck me off”, then you know he means business and you can absolutely get yourself an A.

It means 23, now don’t you feel stupid for asking?

A bunch of little invisible mini ninjas sit on top of the hood and watch the sky for rain… then they move the wipers as needed.