Oh please, you could figure out where I am with 2 minutes research on my site. To think I am from the bay because I said hella seems odd in this day and age. With the internet culture just kind of blends together. I mean anybody can upload to youtube, and I can download tv shows and movies from anywhere in the world. You pick up a word and it jives with your diction and it just sticks.

I tend to say Bloody a LOT more then I say Hella and I have never even been to England.

Depends on the myth. Fireball, dude I can shit fireballs… Seriously though, I have actually breathed fire. It’s fairly cool.. just swig a bunch of Everclear and just Barely open your mouth and spray out a mist of it into a tiki torch or something. That’s what I did. Then I further impressed people by putting out the tiki torch with my bare hands.

Martial Artists are just better trained in body and mind and what the mind believes the body can achieve. fat ####### chance you will convince yourself that you can walk on water but if you were to secretly put the right chemicals into the water you can, or perhaps you stuck some buoyant objects in the water just out of visual range.

You ever want to see some cool shit from martial artists then download “Mind Body and Kick Ass Moves”. I’m sure you can find it on mininova.org or isohunt.com. It shows this martial arts expert going around and talking to other experts. Some of them have some pretty neat tricks… In episode 1 a guy pulls a multi ton truck with his penis… now if that isn’t a super power then I don’t know what is.

I thought it would work nicely with my site since I was getting a lot of stupid people who couldn’t figure out how to play any of the games because they didn’t notice my smaller icons. I made a couple of modifications, however you can the original script from dhteumeuleu.com. Try some of his other stuff, he’s a brilliant DHTML programmer… You could also create this effect with mootools.

I always have a Beer Can laying around… lets use that…

I’m a fountain pen repair man.

and who cares if I haven’t seen modern india cinema. Perhaps they no longer need 300+ backup dancers for every person now but it’s not my cup of tea and have no interest to start watching it now.

Bah, I just answered one post making fun of their spelling and grammar. I don’t feel like doing it again since I would also have to make fun of you saying you are an Emo. I’m tired, it’s not worth it.

The rode? Rode is a village in Somerset, located five miles south-west of Trowbridge and 5 miles north east of Frome. The chiken (not to be confused with a chicken) crossed the rode because it was retarded.

Odd question. I mean you want to remind me how the nose should be turned in order to complete this, yet you still need to ask the question…. Odd.

Anywho, condition=human condition (also known as stupidity). Mortar isn’t designed to go back down it’s tube head, but on the one in a million chance that it would the damn thing would have had to be pointed straight up with no wind and then came back down, yet there is no guarantee that it would turn in the air. Seriously who cares if it turns head down, if it goes up and then comes back down and smacks something it’s going to fuck it up pretty good. If you are dumb enough to fire that shit straight up in the air you deserve to have it come back down on you.

That’s easy… Talk my way out of it. Now the catch is I need to use my sales and psychology skills and NOT my smartass nature. First thing I do is pull out my wallet while pulling over, then turn on the lights in the car & flashers, roll down the window and keep my hands on the steering wheel holding my wallet. This lets the cops feel safe since a lot of cops have been killed for pulling people over for speeding tickets. I have actually had an officer thank me for that once.

Next, they are going to ask you why they pulled you over. Don’t lie to them unless you think they pulled you over for drinking. Now don’t get me wrong, if they pulled you over for drinking they will probably know you are lying when you say you only had 2 beers all night however sometimes they don’t want to give you a ticket for drunk driving and will let you go if they think you are composed enough to not be a road hazard. If it’s for speeding you need to read them to see what they want you to say. I mean I can tell if they are a hardass and will give a ticket no matter what or if they really just need an oh-poor-me excuse to get out of it.

I had an officer tell me once “I am GOING TO GIVE YOU A TICKET” all stern like and I managed to get out of it with feigned ignorance. However another time a woman pulled me over and she was trying to prove she had big balls and I was able to read her and knew to just shut my fucking mouth and take the ticket so she didn’t write me up for another ticket… Most cops are ok and will let you off if you appear honest and own up to what you did.

I have had a very good success rate getting out of tickets. Got one directly before crossing a state line, but that guy wasn’t going to budge, I mean that’s why he was pulling out of state people over right at the state line…

If you do get a ticket, go to court. Do it… Court will always nock you down one level. Either less pay or less points if it’s a point state. You don’t even have to say anything… Just show up and get a reduction.

I think so. I mean religious nuts will try to say that death is what gives meaning to life, but LIFE is what gives meaning to life. You can take all the vitamins and live and eat healthy, but eventually your cells will die off and so will you. So why should we not find ways to cheat it? Our knowledge and technology are all expanding at an exponential rate. Every year we cut down on size requirements for nano technology and we continue to expand our knowledge in areas like genetics and neurosciences.

Who’s to say we can’t life forever and improve our quality of life? I mean once we isolate the Dick Clark Gene who’s to say that we can’t make a way to put it into other people? And once we better understand the body, who’s to say we can’t put some nanobots into people to enhance all their abilities (like tv show jake 2.0 which was more or less a modern version of the 6 million dollar man).

Everyday I get closer and closer to having free wireless internet EVERYWHERE I go. Who’s to say that I can’t have a dedicated server monitoring my body functionality from devices powered by my own electricity that are inside of me.

I saw a guy once who had put RFID chips into his wrists and then rewired his house, and car, and pretty much everything to respond to this.

I saw a mind controlled computer program that people could move objects on the screen around simply by sending the right mental signals.

All of this is expanding so fast that it’s only natural to expect it to conglomerate and expand our evolution.