According to Microsoft Word: Rhinoceros-dong, m’bitch and boobookittyfuck are all considered one word. So long as there is no space it is one word. Isn’t English great?

What is it with everybody today… I mean talk about Great Expectations. C++ is not sexy enough to waste my time. The last program I wrote in C++ was a Y2K Test program that advised it would freeze your computer if it was not compliant…. Which it did… to every single computer it ran on ; )

I am not here to do your homework. Just Fucking Google It!

I considered my options on this one. Had I read the book I would have written a nice long ending that was not a pile of frosty shit. Knowing this I went and downloaded the 7th book. At first I figured that I could just read the ending and rewrite it, but then I decided I did enjoy the movies that I had seen so I should at least catch up first. So I then downloaded all 7 books so I could read the ones I had not and have a better idea of the writing style I would be attempting to emulate.

As I drove to work I decided that though this was a worth goal, this is just one bloody question and until I answer this I cannot really answer anymore. It might take me quite some time to read the books and then rewrite the ending. I mean why not simply say “Zuble” and have that be the entire ending. I mean it makes perfect sense if you are smart enough to research the word I invented…. Alas, I know people aren’t that smart, so it would be a sad ending again for somebody who wants a quality piece of work.

I briefly considered downloading the audio books for 1-6 to catch up and then book 7 (the UK versions read by Stephen Fry OF COURSE) once I am. However once again, I have things to do and just can’t rationalize spending this much time on just one answer, even if it is a good question.

I decided the best way to answer this would be to delegate. Please go to ‘The Restricted Section‘ and ask them to create you a new ending. Granted all their Harry Potter fan fiction are just trashy sex novels, but isn’t that what a good ending should have in it anyways?

Well…. Are you a flake? I mean be honest. I have never sat around and though, “Wow, what a flake” unless I had good reason. Am I really that off base? I mean do you go home at night and theorize about Kurt Vonnegut and Schrödinger’s Cat while you get everything done you need to get done. Or do you instead get home and look at the VCR (which you sill own because you haven’t gotten around to upgrading) blinking 12:00 instead of getting the things done that you know you need to do but just never get around to.

Say we both live in Antarctica and I will be getting kicked outside of a building that closes down at 4pm. Can I depend on you to know that at 3:55 you will be outside waiting for me to come out? Or will you show up at 4:23 when I am half frozen to death and had to call you.

Don’t get me wrong. If it weren’t for the last minute I would get nothing done at all, so I am not saying I am above a little flakery now and then but there comes a point when you do it so often that it becomes a problem. At that point somebody should tell it to you straight, so that you can do something about it!

At this time I am approximately 8.39414231 × 10¹¹ milliseconds old.

So funny story.  I banned you the other day.  Now I realize I only banned one computer, and that your school has many computers…  I briefly through about banning all of Moncton, New Brunswick.  I mean surely you would not be able to post then. 

Then I looked over the questions that you resubmitted and I decided that you were trying to behave.  Perhaps there was more than one person submitting questions then.  Or perhaps you just don’t want to be forced to take English Lessons.

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote “This is a stick up. Put all your muny in this bag.”

While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller’s window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.

After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

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Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf.

He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, “Because I don’t believe you are over 21.” The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn’t believe him.

At this point the robber took his driver’s license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag.

The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

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Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window.

The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

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I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.

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You tell me… With people like this in the world, is there really a God? Everyday I go to work and answer questions from idiots, then I come home to answer some more.

If you choose to live your life believing in God (or some other transcendental entity) you get to live with the satisfaction that you are right and everybody else is wrong. Isn’t this enough? I mean can’t you still have enough courtesy to keep it to yourself.

Religion is what people cling to in order to rationalize their problems or explain their life.  More people have died for religion than have died ANY other way.  It’s all just a control system used to manipulate people and then make them feel guilty if they start to doubt it (or even if they don’t).

Believe whatever you want, just keep it to yourself unless you are asked.

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I am either a guy or a really ugly lesbian with extra parts.

A couple of them were actual questions, and ones I would have answered. Now it’s obvious you are a little bit retarded, but that doesn’t mean you have to be a little punk bitch. So, here’s your answer:

You’ve been banned!

Not smart enough to figure out what all those big words mean? Don’t worry, you don’t have to since I have took the liberty of redirecting your future visits to the site to Free English Lessons

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Perhaps this one, since there is no correct way to answer it. See I do not know the most difficult question to answer, because I have never been asked it. Now lets say I had been. Well even then it would simply have been the most difficult question for me to answer.

This does not mean that it would be the most difficult question for anybody to answer. To one person perhaps they had something extremely traumatic happen to them and the most difficult question is simply who, what, when, why, or how. Yet to somebody else that has had no such experience then the most difficult question could simply be are they willing to commit. Or perhaps what is πR².

The most difficult question to answer is either one that your mind simply has no reference or association to or one that your mind wishes to protect you from.

To be honest, I wasn’t really sure, so I stopped by Moma (The Museam of Modern Art) to find out for myself.

There was a lot to go through on their website and I wasn’t all that impressed with their layout and way to do it. Still, I could not find anything resembling tuna, and therefore must conclude that they are not big tuna fans.