According to Microsoft Word: Rhinoceros-dong, m’bitch and boobookittyfuck are all considered one word. So long as there is no space it is one word. Isn’t English great?

What is it with everybody today… I mean talk about Great Expectations. C++ is not sexy enough to waste my time. The last program I wrote in C++ was a Y2K Test program that advised it would freeze your computer if it was not compliant…. Which it did… to every single computer it ran on ; )

I am not here to do your homework. Just Fucking Google It!

I considered my options on this one. Had I read the book I would have written a nice long ending that was not a pile of frosty shit. Knowing this I went and downloaded the 7th book. At first I figured that I could just read the ending and rewrite it, but then I decided I did enjoy the movies that I had seen so I should at least catch up first. So I then downloaded all 7 books so I could read the ones I had not and have a better idea of the writing style I would be attempting to emulate.

As I drove to work I decided that though this was a worth goal, this is just one bloody question and until I answer this I cannot really answer anymore. It might take me quite some time to read the books and then rewrite the ending. I mean why not simply say “Zuble” and have that be the entire ending. I mean it makes perfect sense if you are smart enough to research the word I invented…. Alas, I know people aren’t that smart, so it would be a sad ending again for somebody who wants a quality piece of work.

I briefly considered downloading the audio books for 1-6 to catch up and then book 7 (the UK versions read by Stephen Fry OF COURSE) once I am. However once again, I have things to do and just can’t rationalize spending this much time on just one answer, even if it is a good question.

I decided the best way to answer this would be to delegate. Please go to ‘The Restricted Section‘ and ask them to create you a new ending. Granted all their Harry Potter fan fiction are just trashy sex novels, but isn’t that what a good ending should have in it anyways?

Well…. Are you a flake? I mean be honest. I have never sat around and though, “Wow, what a flake” unless I had good reason. Am I really that off base? I mean do you go home at night and theorize about Kurt Vonnegut and Schrödinger’s Cat while you get everything done you need to get done. Or do you instead get home and look at the VCR (which you sill own because you haven’t gotten around to upgrading) blinking 12:00 instead of getting the things done that you know you need to do but just never get around to.

Say we both live in Antarctica and I will be getting kicked outside of a building that closes down at 4pm. Can I depend on you to know that at 3:55 you will be outside waiting for me to come out? Or will you show up at 4:23 when I am half frozen to death and had to call you.

Don’t get me wrong. If it weren’t for the last minute I would get nothing done at all, so I am not saying I am above a little flakery now and then but there comes a point when you do it so often that it becomes a problem. At that point somebody should tell it to you straight, so that you can do something about it!

At this time I am approximately 8.39414231 × 10¹¹ milliseconds old.

So funny story.  I banned you the other day.  Now I realize I only banned one computer, and that your school has many computers…  I briefly through about banning all of Moncton, New Brunswick.  I mean surely you would not be able to post then. 

Then I looked over the questions that you resubmitted and I decided that you were trying to behave.  Perhaps there was more than one person submitting questions then.  Or perhaps you just don’t want to be forced to take English Lessons.

I am either a guy or a really ugly lesbian with extra parts.

A couple of them were actual questions, and ones I would have answered. Now it’s obvious you are a little bit retarded, but that doesn’t mean you have to be a little punk bitch. So, here’s your answer:

You’ve been banned!

Not smart enough to figure out what all those big words mean? Don’t worry, you don’t have to since I have took the liberty of redirecting your future visits to the site to Free English Lessons

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Perhaps this one, since there is no correct way to answer it. See I do not know the most difficult question to answer, because I have never been asked it. Now lets say I had been. Well even then it would simply have been the most difficult question for me to answer.

This does not mean that it would be the most difficult question for anybody to answer. To one person perhaps they had something extremely traumatic happen to them and the most difficult question is simply who, what, when, why, or how. Yet to somebody else that has had no such experience then the most difficult question could simply be are they willing to commit. Or perhaps what is πR².

The most difficult question to answer is either one that your mind simply has no reference or association to or one that your mind wishes to protect you from.

To be honest, I wasn’t really sure, so I stopped by Moma (The Museam of Modern Art) to find out for myself.

There was a lot to go through on their website and I wasn’t all that impressed with their layout and way to do it. Still, I could not find anything resembling tuna, and therefore must conclude that they are not big tuna fans.

No, he’s just ‘very foreign‘