“I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am” may be ingrained in my brain for the rest of my life, however I do not believe there was any real world impact.

Jim Henson on the other hand created the Muppets after he graduated from Aleister Crowley’s School of Occult Puppetry, which means he created the Swedish Chef, Kermit T. Frog which have effected many people’s lives.

Here’s what was said about his impact at Uncyclopedia:

What are we to make of the legacy of Jim Henson? Perhaps there is some object lesson to be gained about tampering with forces beyond mortal comprehension, but I fear it is far too late for that. Whispers have already begun about the appearance of an eleventh Henson movie, possibly called Mirrormask. If this is true, nothing anyone does or doesn’t do will ever matter again.

Now if that doesn’t strike you as having had world impact, I don’t know what will…

No, we have more gun control laws than any nation on Earth. Besides it’s not like it matters, if a criminal wants a gun a gun control law won’t stop him. I have no idea why there is such a heated debate. It’s in the constitution and just like any other rights there will be vast numbers of people enjoying that freedom who will fight for it’s safe keeping.

You don’t have to like guns, you just have to be rational enough to realize more pointless laws trying to control them won’t stop them from killing people. Even if we found a way to eliminate them all with some magic pixie dust, people in the USA would still find new and creative ways to kill each other just as quickly.

Given that staggeringly difficult choice, I would have to go with 9. See to make the number worth something I figure we have to divide it into 42. If we divide 8 into it we only get 5.25, however if we divide 9 into it we get 4.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 etc… etc… a far more devious number when you are trying to divide into the answer to life, the universe and everything

You are currently thinking…. “If smurfette were real, and showed up at my door one day ready to go, would I hit that???“

It’s brown when it grows. However you have always wanted to dye it rainbow streaks so that you can demonstrate your “pride“.

If you are going to keep asking me light bulb questions, you should at least leave out the politically correct “immigrants” term and pick a particular race/culture you would like me to harass. I mean since when has a light bulb joke had to be politically correct? Tell you what, I will just answer the question and you can let your mind fill in your favorite who you perceive it to be about.

Just one, but he brings about fifteen of his relatives anyway.

You have options.

1) Platform Shoes / Spike Heals. 3″ spikes are fairly standard these days but I would really like to see platform shoes return. You could wear them with those bitchin’ disco pants you like so much!

2) You ever see Gattaca? Yeah, you probably wouldn’t enjoy this procedure so much but it does the trick….

3) Hypnosis. Lets stick with the movie references and say Shallow Hal. Yep, you to could be brainwashed into thinking you were taller. I mean it would be hilarious watching you duck all the time, but perhaps another 3″ is not that much and the increased confidence would be well worth distorting you reality.

One, and then two thousand huddle around it rubbing their fins together.

Who wouldn’t be better with a Monica built into their ‘oval office’. Yes folks. I believe we should install a replica of Monika Lewinsky’s mouth and build it into the ‘ultimate cubicle’.

Tough day? Just click the button and Monica will take your worries away by making you feel like El Presidente himself.

Interesting mix, a dead (yes, dead) pop idle, the dude from Road House, and some guy with a 3 part name that at first I thought was the kid from Home Improvement…

Come on, is there really a contest? I mean Elvis would slap them all silly if he weren’t dead. However since his death the king has gotten even more powerful. That dead man has an army of impersonators and lunatic fans that could destroy all opposition. Perhaps we could send the Elvis’ to war and end this all by tomorrow.

Besides, the king didn’t only do some crazy hip shaking / rocking. He invented a fried-peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich!!!! I mean how can you not respect that!?!?