After all the hot, molten smegma (yes, I know what that means…. do you??) spewed out all over everything, it would look something like this:

Yeah, it was pretty straight forward what happened.  It didn’t load your profile, however you still have the old one, I have seen it happen before.  What you need to do is just find the profile directory and overwrite the new profile with the old one. 

Start Menu > choose Run > type %appdata% (hit enter) > double click Mozilla > Firefox > Profiles > You should now see 2 directories.  One of them is older than the other one, both of them have weird names.  Simply go into the older folder and press CTRL + A (select all) > CTRL + C (copy) > go back to the other directory > CTRL + V. 

Make sure that the directory you are copying has your stuff in it.  You will notice that the bookmarks.html will be bigger in file size and there will be a bunch of stuff in the extensions sub folder for the older one. 

Sometimes I am not a smartass with my answer, it all depends on the question, my mood, and how many questions I have left to answer.  I am only one guy, and since my site makes $0 profit, I have to have a full time job, and do other things as well.  However if I made it a free for all on who could answer, it would be chaos and people with conflicting beliefs that don’t jive well with my own would then post.  Besides, if you wanted a normal answer, you would <a href=”http://answers.yahoo.com/”>ask yahoo</a>.

If you want to put your own spin on it, post a comment.  Until I resurrected the section comments were not allowed, but now they are.  True you have to actually register to post a comment, but that’s just to prevent spam and weed out the id10ts who want to just write “your gay” all over everything.

Firefox, hands down! Just because Opera can pass an acid test doesn’t make it a good browser. Firefox can do anything so long as you find the right add-on for it. Mine currently blocks virtually all ad banners and popups, posts blog entries to my many blogs, has a bitchin’ “stumble upon” tool bar that take me to random quality websites. It tells me how fast I am uploading and downloading through uTorrent. It has a fantastic web developer tool bar that I can turn on when I need it. It has winamp controls and well, it does everything but do my laundry.

Opera, well you can add a few things for it, but for the most part it is just a browser that is ok because it is standard compliant, and my webpage still works in it last I checked. However it’s not popular enough for people to develop cool shit for it. Stick with firefox unless you absolutely must be different than everybody else.

Oh, and since this is the same person who asked “LCD or Plasma” I will also point out that I JUST answered that a couple days ago in this post: Seeing as your my new source for information, I gotta ask - Whats better Plasma or LCD TV screens? And whats the deal with Laser/Lazer TV thats coming soon?

Sadly we can’t have everything in life. It burns when you pee because: The Bitches Love You.

Seriously, you probably don’t have an STD, but rather a urinary tract infection. All this means is that you need to start taking a piss after all the sex/masturbation you have.

Remember kids: Clean your pipes out.

Silly man, you are just like me and there 4… “The Bitches love you ’cause they know you climb rocks!”

If you need a few more reasons, this video should help explain the rest of the reasons.

First you have to get smart enough to write a proper sentence. Then you will actually seek knowledge and instead of finding love, you will find sex, lots of sex.

Yes, right now you don’t see that as a possibility, but from this post on you will start researching the internet for how to be a “PUA“. You will find this so fascinating that you will learn how to be interesting and get laid and eventually you will give up on trying to find love, because you are instead having so much sex.

Not until you are 39 years old and have given up your promiscuous ways will you settle down with one person for some “fine love”.

Well if you don’t know how big it is, I certainly won’t. I mean you must be some orcha-fat guy that has got so many rolls going that you have rolled right over your genitals and can no longer see them. I feel sorry for you in the fact that you have misplaced your penis, however it’s your own damn fault and you are the only one who can fix it.

Perhaps you should try the 3 candy bar a day diet:

1) Eat any 3 candy bars you want and also a multi vitamin or two
2) Drink plenty of water (no, diet soda is not a substitute).

You will loose a shit ton of weight… Y? Because you are burning more calories than you are eating. Your body will start to eat itself and all that water you are drinking will help you piss it all out. Sure, it would be better if you got consistent exercise but we all know that won’t happen…

Yes, if you follow this diet for a month, you will be able to find your dick again~!

T.H. Esky is blue because he was trying to get into the Blue Man Group. He has auditioned so many times his skin has been made permanently blue.