T. Smartass

Were you hooked on phonics? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Hmm, lets see. We would notice right away, what with it being hella-cold and needing to buy some crazy-thick sweaters. Plants and trees would start dying off. I never much liked plants/vegetables, but I am fairly attached to the oxygen that trees produce. Trees are however hard-core and would probably survive longer than us though, so lets move on. The sun is holding our ass in orbit, so we would probably start playing bumper planets with other now sun-less planets.

Of course, our entire system of gravity would change. That would be crazy fun for a little while, but will get annoying listening to everybody talking about how we are all going to die and finding a way to say “I told ya so”, when it just so happened the sun vanished on Jan 1st. 2012

The human race are all crazy, adaptable viruses and once we stopped feeling sorry for ourselves we would realize the only sane thing to do is to start by destroying Louisiana and digging a big-ass hole until we reach hell. I mean hell produces massive amounts of heat and oxygen and is also believed to be a good source for evil powers.

Between evil powers and our new found energy / oxygen / heat source, we would actually survive and my prediction that the world won’t end in 2012 would still be accurate. Though people will still say, no we tried to say “life as we know it” would end, so we were right, but alas… it would not be true since we would still be eating way too much processed food and browsing the internet for some random smartasses blog entries.

The same thing that happened at the end of ‘99. Everybody wigged out and threw end of the world parties.

As well stated by The Hitchhiker’s Guide To the Galaxy… DON’T PANIC

Of course I could be just sugar coating it for you since I have already seen several signs of the Apocalypse

You will be able to see if I was right or wrong in:

P.S. Thanks for not asking another repeat question like the other 5 questions asked around the same time.

It’s a big ball of “stay the hell away or i’ll fry your ass“, Aka: A nuclear weapon that hasn’t finished killing us yet…

If my calculations are correct I believe that big ass ball is made of hydrogen (70%), helium (27%), estrogen (17%), mercury (14%) and heavier elements (8%).

“That’s HOT!” ~ Paris Hilton on the sun

Eye for an Eye.

I don’t want to pay taxes to feed and care for some sicko in for 3 consecutive life sentences.

I figure if you go around killing people, and then get caught; you should probably be killed. We could make it really cheap as well. Instead of electric chair or these other expensive methods, you could invent say a neck-snapping machine.

Also, we should give the rest of the prisoners a choice, even the ones who aren’t in jail for murder. You can either: A) live and work in prison, having every cent you make go towards paying for your stay so the tax payers don’t have to. -or- B) Free pass to the neck-snapping machine.

Bloody good question! Still, why try to explain something that can be better explained with a video!

Why do so many English people drink tea?  I mean there are a lot of things that don’t make sense in the world.  I think screwing up the English language a little bit is acceptable so long as people know what the hell you are talking about. 

Perhaps you can invent a system to teach us Stupid American’s how to form a ‘proper’ sentence.

Then, we could all have a good time making fun of people who actually deserve it rather than people who muck up a similar word.

GAHHHH I just accidentally closed what I wrote. Even the best of us fuck up, but alas I am not going to try to rewrite it all, have a happy-short answer instead.

Any administrator worth their salt in an environment like a school, will restrict the Run menu, the command prompt, windows explorer, control panel, poledit, etc… So learn to use social engineering instead.

Here’s the skinny: If your account is too restrictive, use somebody else’s. All it takes is 1 person with access to login to the computer one time and then you can do the trick to create yourself a new administrative account.

I am not telling you to be all shady and use a keylogger or anything since you would probably get your ass caught with something like that, or be stupid and put it on the computer at a time it could be traced back to you. Just make friends with a teacher and convince them to let you use their profile for something real quick.. ; )

Eventually I will write a big-ass Smartass Education article on how to bypass a bunch of restrictions, however today is not that day.

They seek global domination through the zombication of the young via the slow, but effective process of MMORPG sales. You can corrupt many young minds with 1, but you can corrupt hundreds of thousands of minds through thousands of MMORPG’s.

From a marketing/domination standpoint it makes perfect sense:
-Make online game that never ends and turns people into zombies
-Sell game for a wad of cash.
-Continue to charge a fee every month to all your zombie members (to help fund war efforts)
-When money stops coming in, make another game to not lose your zombies. In fact, probably best to just make the game in advance so that they can get sick of it and just start paying for your new game right away.

Sadly, even the crappy ones make $$$ because there is always somebody who wants to be the guy who has spent hundreds of hours mastering it, for geeky bragging rights.

I mean I could go off on the whole “who is anybody really” thing, but I don’t even see a point. Next time you think of posting a question, make it something deep that does not require psychic powers.

Take an old games show for example. 3 people lined up and all of them said they were the same person and gave their story and then the contestant asked them questions to determine who the real person was. There you at least get the benefit of being able to listen to and read their emotions to figure them out.

So I will have to conclude: You are just some dude in Finland who doesn’t ask very good questions.