Archive for June, 2006
So I could weed out all the whiny bitches with no sense of humor. Besides, when you set yourself up as a smartass it becomes easy to not disappoint. With the new design I am working on, the page WILL be THE Smartass because it will be a site where anybody can submit a new section teaching other people what they know. So you will be able to come to thesmartass to learn smartass skills, like lock picking etc.. : )
Do you mean a virus? Flash can’t have a virus in it and Newgrounds is just a place where people upload flash crap.
Wow, a couple non-retarded questions in a row! Since I appreciate that, I will give you a non-retarded answer.
You know how slow contractors are today right? Well they were far worse back in 3100 BC. See Stonehenge was not built by 3 groups over a long fucking time, but only because they were lazy mofo’s. Stonehenge I, had a circular henge with an entrance to the NE closing (which was probably a porta-potty to get the contractors to get "shit" done). A tall wooden archway set 65 feet away from the entrance. The fifty-six evenly spaced holes, or Aubrey holes, named after their discoverer, surrounded the porta potty, concentric with ditch and bank. The builders filled them in almost immediately because they were too bloody cheep to finish the plans (of course much later they were dug out and filled with creamated human remains!). Then there was the Windmill Hill people who were called in to help, and they used tools made from oxen bones and antlers to help get shit done, but upon some guy making a huge mess in the porta potty they too were fired.
So now it’s like 2150 BC and somebody goes. FUCK… We really need to get that shit done. So comith the Beaker people. Those guys wanted to impress the chicks with their big muscles so they thought they could get the project done better with some BAR’s (big ass rocks). They went across some water and pulled those BAR’s on wooden sleds over some BAL’s (big ass logs) until they got to water where they transfered the BAR’s to rafts. Ok so because of those Windmill Hill people, the Beaker Hill people didn’t have a porta potty to work with. So they decided to dig a shit ton of holes in the ground so all the workers could have their own place to take a squat. They also realized the usefulness of fecal matter as a cement agent and they tossed a bunch of bluestones in those holes after the workers went #2.
Having all got sick from their dumb ass holes filled with methane, they quit working on the project and another group was hired to get the job done. The Wessex people. The Wessex decided the Beakers didn’t know what the fuck they were doing and that their BAR’s were not big enough. So they went 20 miles away and loaded their SUV’s (stupid uneducated vigilantes) up with this hard ass sandstone shit called sarsen. The SUV’s had pretty good traction control so they had them slide the sarsen over ice to get it back. Then later they had one of the QECG’s (queer eye for the caveman guy) come in and finish off the project and adding such small touches as putting a single blue stone fragement in each hole to give it that mysterious, sex and power look they were going for.
You mean Space/Time Continuum… That’s ok, probably not something you write all that often…
In physics, spacetime is a model that combines three-dimensional space and one-dimensional time into a single construct called the space-time continuum, in which time plays the role of the 4th dimension. Now Einstein says space and time are not separate, but I think that’s just the AFC (average fucking chump) talking. I mean if we separate space and time then we can simplify a lot of pesky physical laws, as well as describe the workings of the universe at both supergalactic and subatomic levels in a more uniform way.
Well anyways… Spacetime are events. In any given spacetime, an event is a unique position at a unique time. Examples of events include the explosion of a star or the single beat of a drum. A spacetime is independent of any observer. However, in describing physical phenomena (which occur at certain moments of time in a given region of space), each observer chooses a convenient coordinate system. Events are specified by four real numbers in any coordinate system. The worldline of a particle or light beam is the path that this particle or beam takes in the spacetime and represents the history of the particle or beam.
Still confused? Well the rest of it is basically a bunch of math. Since the world hasn’t actually decided on how to officially define it, I am going to skip the math. It’s basically thought to be based on an observer and 4 dimensions and some smooth spacey shit with a connected pseudo-Riemannian manifold, however I don’t believe it can be good math if it is based on an observer since we all know how perspective’s vary a lot between people.
No, not in America… Because the people who want weed to be legal are end users. End users don’t have enough money or power to sway society. The people who make money on it now don’t want it to change, and the government doesn’t want to be seen promoting something we already see as a drug.
No, the arguments for legalizing it have not changed in 40 years, and ironically it’s just a pipe dream to think that it will ever be legalized here.
Learn English, or at least learn to read what you write. Then stop asking me stupid video game questions unless you want me to keep ripping on you.
It’s sad, this new generation doesn’t understand how to use punctuation at all. I mean I thought mine was bad…
Well your friend will win that bet on a technicality. I mean we won’t be flying cars around because there are too many politics involved in a cultural change, but they already exist. So do cars powered by water, air, methane… etc… Just because something exists doesn’t mean it will be easily adapted. I don’t believe it will be the way until 2115.
No, actually in that ending I am sk… Go ask your fool hearty videogame questions on some forum run by 13 year olds.
Yhe mean was King Tut’s faithful little dog… Until he looked cross eyed at one of his bitches, and was then eaten for dinner. See yhe mean was not actually of happyness, he was really of mutt. Had he been of happyness then he would of known better than to eyeball king tut’s biatch.
For legal purposes I have to tell you that you can only play rom’s that you actually own….