Archive for June, 2006
Abortion - You just want to see me loose me a few points eh? I am all for abortion. Actually I think there should be more of it.
1) If you know you will be a shitty parent than don’t become one! There are plenty of people who won’t abort and will give their children up for a crappy life in and out of foster homes, so no worry about running out of children.
2) My god are stem-cells uber-cool. If I had some of those laying around I would be shooting up with those all the time. I mean this whiny "morality debate" about the use of them is bullshit. They could cure so many problems!!!! So if people got their head’s out of their asses for a few seconds they could realize that they can’t parent bully everybody into doing what they want, and let the scientists work!
No, the dog thing is kind of funny though. See even if it’s possible with cats, they have no tolerance for embarrassment and would scratch and slash until they were free.
Nope, never heard of him until now, and since this is starting to be the new way to spam me, I will not even visit the site to indulge you. Me cynical? nah…. Oh and I removed the url from the question to stop the google bombing.
You want to mine it? Heh, ok…. being the second lightest known element (after hydrogen) and the second most abundant element in the universe, it is created from nuclear fusion of hydrogen in stars. On Earth (where I assume you reside), helium is primarily a product of the radioactive decay of much heavier elements, which emit helium nuclei called alpha particles; it is found in significant amounts only in natural gas, from which it is extracted at low temperatures in a process called fractional distillation.
Is that enough big words for you? Or should I start talking about the weird french dude (Pierre Janssen) in 1868 who called it a yellow spectral line signature in the light of a solar eclipse. Then I could get to use words like thermal conductivity, specific heat, soluble, diffusion, noble gases, refraction, ionized, electric glow discharge,and polarization forces.
LIAR!!!! No problem, I can deal with that and play along.
Yes, I have sex on the brain 24-7. I am a guy. It’s nothing intentional I assure you, just a genetic survival mechanism with no off switch.
I don’t believe so, but by definition I probably wouldn’t realize that I was, if I was. I am just a crazy kid who is willing to drop everything to go do something else because I love change and value my own personal happiness over security. If you want to assign 3LA’s to me ADD (no I will not politically correct that into a 4 letter acronym) & WTF come to mind.
A Tory huh? Like Tory Spelling? I’m not a big fan of hers. She’s nasty looking and just seems kind of diry in a not-so-fun way. So NO I will not tell you a Tory~!
If you are referring to physical pleasure a bigger penis size will provide while having sex, than there is a very definitive answer to this question. YES.
It is specifically better to have more girth so that it better stretches the walls of the vagina.
Now it’s not saying that lack of penis size will cause you to suck in bed. No, it might even make you better because you will have to spend time learning how to actually get a woman off. You might be a more attentive lover and a better mate since you will not want to have to go out and find another woman to get to accept your tiny penis.
Mi Amigo, it seems obvious to me that you suffer from an over abundance of machismo. I mean you must have more charisma in your words than I can shake a stick at (and I shake a pretty big stick). Personally, I know of MANY men who would pay to have such a power, so the next thought is how we can harvest your abilities for your own benefit (and mine of course).
First we will have to try making a cologn of some sorts from your pharamones. We shall call it Manly Man by The Smartass DOT Info. Then for marketing I am thinking some infomercials, and some information to the PUA community (pick up artists). They will pay any ungodly amount of money for a way to get bitches wet. So long as we follow the infomercial formula of offering a 30day unconditional money back guarantee and we nock our prices down from $3000/bottle to say 3 easy payments of $333, we will be unstoppable. Then comes the Manly Man Action Figures, the Manly Man T-shirts, and let us not forget… The Manly Man Flavored Condoms!
As for your question, well honestly the only reason this occurs is because life is cruel and unusual. You getting the unusual, and all the other guys on the planet getting the cruel. Who really gives a flying fuck why it happens, just learn to exploit it like a good smartass should.
Well from your name I can tell which side of the coin you land on. Well, I will tell it to you straight. I don’t like the Scions, but for the same reason I don’t like it… It will sell. I think they tend to be too boxy, and seem like they should be the new look for a new generation of drug dealers. Now I don’t thought this before I knew a dealer who owned one, now I know one and it really fits.
The company won’t fail, like you say it’s just toyota usa. They also make Lexus, so they are not new at nitch marketing. So, though I don’t want a Scion, I still know they will be around for awhile since Toyota can just keep throwing money at it.