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The penis (plural penises or penes) or phallus is an external male sexual organ. The penis is the male reproductive organ and for mammals additionally serves as the external male organ of urination.

The word is derived from a Latin word for tail, also used to describe the organ, “penis”. The Latin word “phallus” (from the Greek “φαλλος”) is sometimes used to describe the penis, though the word originally was used to describe images, pictoral or carved, of the penis. Some derive the Latin word penis from earlier *pesnis, and the Greek word peos = “penis” from earlier *pesos.

The human penis differs from those of some other mammals. It has no baculum, or erectile bone; instead it relies entirely on engorgement with blood to reach its erect state. It cannot be withdrawn into the groin, and is larger than average in the animal kingdom in proportion to body mass.

The glans of the penis is homologous to the clitoral glans, the corpora cavernosa are homologous to the body of the clitoris, the corpus spongiosum is homologous to the vestibular bulbs beneath the labia minora, the scrotum is homologous to the labia minora and labia majora, and the foreskin homologous to the clitoral hood. The raphe does not exist in females, because there the two halves are not connected.

Well, if it were to be me, it would be used for good AND evil. I would choose time control, so that I could pause, rewind, fast forward time. The uses are so limitless that I need not describe it. My second choice would be mind control, but I admit that my uses would all be pure evil.

Yep, and they will all pay twice that for a few months until supply catches up to demand. Hell I don’t even have to say all the cool shit that’s in it like a full linux operating system because even if it was JUST a game system, it would still sell out like free sex at a bar. I mean everybody wants it, and all the people who can get it will be very, very happy once good games start coming out for it (probably not in the first few months)

Um, great. I would love to answer your question, but seeing as how you don’t know how to ask one, I won’t bother.

Technically they already exist. They are Super Mario World and Yoshi’s Island/Super Mario World 2. Oh, and I there is the TINY little detail of me not actually making any of the games that are on the site, but thanks for thinking so highly of my mad skills.

Because somebody else wasted their time to think of / post them, so I figure I could at least take the time to make fun of them for it.

You are confusing my mother with your own… But it’s ok, with a mother like yours I can see where you get it from.

Not so indifferent if you need to tell me you don’t care, but whatever floats your boat.

You can’t. Sorry.

Because it shows Jesus to be mortal and thereby undermines the entire structure of Christianity. Yes, I can see that pissing some people off.