It’s possible. Unfortunately I have quit tracking his movements ever since I discovered the incident on Air Force One with the hooker and the soup ladel.
For your own safety I would start digging secret tunnels under your house and work, just in case.
Yes. Of course there is rational explanations for everything, including magic. Now first lets look at stage magic: It’s fun and interesting, and hopefully funny. They are basically all just doing the Kansas City Shuffle (you look left, they go right). It works because we let it, and if we didn’t we wouldn’t enjoy it.
Next there is the type of magic that sometimes gets the kool k at the end. Yes magick is real as well. 5 seconds of research on google found me all sorts of cool spells and shit I could do to make my life better and other people’s worse. This stuff though technically bullshit, is real as well. Why???? Well what the mind believes the body achieves. This is the same as hypnosis, and superstition. When you believe something really strongly, your mind will do everything physically possible to make your view of reality fit with what you are trying for.
The Monotones asked the same question back in 1958. They too came up with no real answers. See the problem is they were screwed since it hadn’t been written yet.
It was written by Lee Siegel in 2005, however the book itself does take place back when the Monotones were asking back in the 50’s. Of course the book (which is supposed to be the alter-ego of Lee) shows a boy who at 5 years old is obsessed with sex. Of course the story is actually a bit bland for me, but I guess it comes to a good outcome.
It’s a bar in Fort Atkinson, WI. Glad I could help.
Sure, that’s what freedom of speech is all about. The bitch of it is, you are conscious of it. So conscious of it that you asked me what to do. So if you do go up to the rooftop and snip somebody off, then you will be held responsible for a per-meditated murder and will not be able to blame the music.
Now, if you DIDN’T know what it said and found out after the fact, THEN you would have a good case. Sorry.
Well, this phrase quite honestly is BULLSHIT.
It means be thankful for what’cha got because you might not be able to get what you want. However if we just stay complacent and content, We will never get ahead.
Your description is just about as close as you can come to making that phrase true. I mean masturbation is a sure thing and a threesome, well that takes a lot of work!
So lets rewrite this phrase using your lingo to make it true…
“A bird in hand is worth two with 70’s bush!”
No, but you will have the hand-eye coordination to kill them if you ever decide there is money in it. Since you are "A Little Boy" perhaps you don’t realize that hookers have their uses. People don’t kill them (although they might get slapped around a bit when they are trying to take a bigger piece of the pie than they have coming), they fuck them.
Ok so perhaps not everybody fucks hookers, however most guys wish that all women were like that. I mean we buy them all sorts of drinks, and take them out to dinner, and then…. NOTHING HAPPENS. Now, we bought them all that shit (not so) secretly hoping that they would shag us rotten, but 8 times out of 10, it won’t.
So when you grow up, your mad-videogame-slaughter skills will probably better help you pleasure a woman, but if they are not interested, then perhaps you will have to take advantage of one of the fine, hard working sluts on the corner who have a “no strings attached guarantee”. You will only kill them if you can’t get it up, and they threaten to tell your wife, and this circumstance will have nothing to do with GTA.
Fair question. It would of made a better question if you put it in the name field and not the question field, but alas… I fixed it… AGAIN.
Well skip, see back when I added the 500+ quotes to this site, I decided I didn’t want to add them all myself. I entered the first 100 and then I said, fuck it… and emailed a shit-ton of people and gave them all the password to add quotes to the site for me. I mean I was hoping for lots of smartass quotes, but mostly it was motivational ones that were submitted. Whatever, the more quotes the better. Well I never changed the password. Hell to this day it’s still the same.
However, my server host added some sql security crap that prevented any of my old scripts from being able to log in. It doesn’t matter if you have the right password or not, you can’t get in. So the quotes got locked.
Now, granted. If I really felt zealous I would go directly into the sql databses and edit it out that way. I mean I have never actually seen this quote, but I heard it was there from one other person who visits the site a lot. I just decided that it could of been put there by some nice black guy and even if not it’s only one word. If it really is that offensive than a page like The Smart Ass will probably get a rise of people visiting the site just to prove it to their friends.
Hey, what do they put on the news at night? Happy stories about fluffy clouds? No… Shit Sells, and so do I.
Buddy you got a lot of work ahead of you. Here is the methodology
A man once went to a Psychic and was told that in a past life, he used to be Napoleon. Now this was a weak, pathetic man who had nothing going for him in life. However he believed with all his heart in the psychic, and after he left his life began to change. He became confident and started taking control of his life and becoming just like Napoleon.
Now after a few years he was wealthy and in charge of a major money company. So he went back to the psychic to thank her for helping to change his life. However to his surprise the lady confessed that she had made it up. She told him that she tells every guy who was in his position in life that story. Taken back a bit the man started to laugh. He realized that if he was not Napoleon that it was really him who had made the changes in his life, and that he had done it purely on a belief that he was a great man.
So, what you need to do is believe with all your heart and soul that….. YOU ARE CHRISTIANITY. Granted, this is not a person or anything but I also know stories about a guy who did a lot of acid and spent the rest of his life believing he was a glass of Orange Juice. If you can convince yourself that you are Christianity then you will be able take solace in the fact that billions of people all around the globe believe in you. It won’t even matter if other people don’t believe you. So long as you believe you will KNOW that all those people believe in you and that you control so many of their lives with an iron thumb!