Because you have a weak mind and can’t grasp onto the oh-so-pungent wit that is TheSmartAss

Wowhoo… Question 69 even. It really is a lucky number!

I would pay off all of my debt, buy a house and a nice car, all free and clear. I would setup a high yield account that would gain me more money and set aside money for taxes. I would then tour the world. Not all of it, but I have always wanted to travel.

When 80% of it is gone I would use the rest to invest in real estate and drugs (legal ones of course… they are big money), and continue to get residual income from my efforts.

Or perhaps I would just go the office space route and “Do 2 chicks at the same time”

A queef is the slang term for an emission of air from the vagina often during or after sexual activity. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus. The sound is most often associated with air expelled during or after vaginal intercourse but can also happen during cunnilingus or anal sex.

No… If the universe imploded it would obviously not be able to repeat itself. I mean the entire theory of paralell time is based on our own space and universe. Now… This is not to say that YOUR universe might not implode.

In fact I think that is very likely, and when it comes crashing down you might be a bit mad, and it has been said that the definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. So if you go mad, this is a fairly likely scenario.

Not even once. I once wished I was really good at basketball so that I could be better than my friends, but never a star.

Because there are socially-inept l33t h4×07z that need to feel a sense of satisfaction. They get off on knowing that the people that won’t date them, are not as smart as them and will sucumb to their blatently obvious virus attack. Once they do that script kiddie feels better about himself knowing they weren’t good enough to be with him anyways.

Unlike mammals, birds don’t urinate. Their kidneys extract nitrogenous wastes from the bloodstream, but instead of excreting it as urea dissolved in urine as we do, they excrete it in the form of uric acid. Uric acid has a very low solubility in water, so it emerges as a white paste. This material, as well as the output of the intestines, emerges from the bird’s cloaca. The cloaca is a multi-purpose hole for birds: their wastes come out of it, they have sex by putting their cloacas together, and females lay eggs out of it.

Yes, and believe you me the people who sang “can’t buy me love” (Beatles) were made VERY happy by LOTS of money before they wrote that, and even happier after that when it went #1 and made them tons more money.

It’s really quite simple. I get money, I buy stuff, I spend my time enjoying my stuff instead of being unhappy. Then I take it a step further, and buy a personal trainer to kick my ass every morning so that I get in good shape, I also buy lots of new clothes, a sexy new car with a custom paint job and a mini-hottub built in, and then I am oozing with confidence and go out and score some bitches.

Now, I am very happy and even if my happiness fades, I can always go out and buy more!!!! I can be happy without money, but it’s more of a pain in the ass. All you need to do is trick your brain into being happy. This comes from changing your focus in life to some stupid hobby or a good cause. Something that you can trick yourself into believing and still get joy from.

In this particular instance, you don’t have to have a worthwhile cause, or anything that even makes sense. You can be part of the neo-nazi society and working to cause genocide. However so long as you can convince yourself that you are making the world a better place you will feel happy until somebody with a brain convinces you that you are wrong. Which eventually somebody will because you are weak of mind if you joined the neo-nazi society in the first place.

When this happens you will once again go back to needing money to buy your happiness.

You speak in web terms that are not universally known. So no, you can’t “comment out” your thoughts, BUT you can however brainwash yourself.

First think of the shit you want to erase, yes it will suck but to bad.

Next you need to think of a memory to replace it.

You will need to stick both memories next to each other in your mind and then focus on the “good one”.

Make the good one more colorful and slowly start making it bigger than the other memory.

After it has filled your entire head with the new memory the old one will be devalued.

Repeat the process a couple times, your mind will never go back to the original memory without you trying to go back to it.

To test this I decided to take the sword side of age old story. I mean it’s only fair that I take the side that is supposed to loose. The battle ended with my sword cutting off the other guy’s arm, however in defense of the pen, the other guy was able to poke me with it twice before I cut off his arm!

So I gotta say the sword is actually the mightier of the two.