Archive for January, 2006
Since I don’t see a question there, so I will simply assume all you care about is getting your girlfriend to touch you / vice versa again. Now as it tends to go, if you ask an inappropriate question, you get an inappropriate answer. Here are three of them:
1) Steal some of her “natural coverup” makeup. It’s this bullshit makeup, that makes them look like they aren’t wearing makeup, all girls have it (yet none see the irony). Use it to coverup rash. (Yes, this is a tad bit shady, but so is the fact that she says no touch)
2) Cure the problem, if you got it screwing around with somebody else, a shot of Penicillin will fix it. If you were screwing around with yourself… moisturizer lotion, and a good multivitamin will fix it.
3) Find a sneaky way to give her a rash down there so she realizes she has no choice but to touch you since you are now stuck together with the same problems. This can be done by finding something she is allergic to and putting it on her skin in “desired” area while she is sleeping. This will only temporarily provide a solution since you do not want to have to make her body fight off allergy’s ALL the time.
Google… It has on occasion come up with some funny smartass shit that
Simple, the speed of dark is -300,000 m/s, because it retracts at the same speed as the expansion of light. Thus, it goes in the opposite direction of light at the same velocity as light, and is thus -300,000 m/s.
Of course being a real smartass you might not have expected a real answer, and actually wanted me to say: It’s a Book by: Elizabeth Moon
If they really wanted one, they would have already decided on one.
If you wish to revise your question to: What pet should I get? Then the correct answer would be an Ass…. Or perhaps an ant eater.
Both. You see what your beliefs tell you to in your last moments of life. When you die your concious dies, so even if you turn to dust and particles. Eventually your particles are mixed back into the earth, or even another living being, however "you" no longer exist since all we really are is what we have in our memories.
Death is death, it does not continue on, but you can spend your last moments believing it does.
There isn’t one… For EXTREMELY thorough proof go to The Simpsons Archive
You were blessed.
For the rest of you who looking to bring new Smartasses into the world, it is simple. If you are smart, and have sex with an ass, you will tend to get a smartass. This will suck in the long run because, well… they are an asshole, but chances are you already had a psychological desire to be with an asshole anyways.
Because I like it that color.
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