No, I don’t know that it’s fully possible for me to understand the processes that go into me knowing what I know. As a basic understanding I can say that we can only see from our own perspective and our interpretation of reality is stored in our brain as anchors. We group information into a sort of structure that we decide is truth, but the mind doesn’t know the difference between perceived truth and actual truth.

Interestingly enough, reality will always reflect what you believe and will always show you evidence of how you are right in your beliefs. So if you believe that you know how you know what you know, then according to your mind/ego you are right.

So just invent a reason why you know what you know and be happy with the reason and your mind will prove it to be true.

Reading this way really does work. You will absorb the information as pictures and be able to go back through the pictures later.

There is however a catch to reading like this. Because you are reading so fast your mind doesn’t have time to associate what you have read with random things in your head. So everything you read will only exist in short term memory unless you review the information.

Best way to do this is to photo read a chapter and immediately make a “mind map” of the major topics in the chapter. List the chapter name and then have arrows pointing to the key points made and then your mind will fill in the crap you absorbed to the mind map.

It will still be temporary unless you review the mind map a week later then a month or so later again so that you strengthen the new paths you made to the information.

Without some sort of structure you most likely won’t be able to recall the info at all before it leaves your short term memory.

I’m rather partial to “please do”, or the ever classic “well your mom does”.

Seriously though it depends on the situation. You were probably already being a smart ass if they had reason to say fuck you to you. Best to continue on with whatever pissed them off enough to swear at you in the first place if you feel the need to retort.

Inform this girl that you haven’t had sex with him for a couple weeks because he developed a rather scary looking rash in his groin.

Yes.

It absolutely positively takes a smart ass to know one. You can argue this all you want by saying “I’m not a smart ass”, and perhaps you really do not appear to be one today. But each day you are a different person. Each day you interpret reality a little bit differently than you did before. If you are not a smart ass in this life, then perhaps you were in a past life.

Thing is past lives aren’t really past, since past and future are only linear time concepts and you are not trapped in linear time. All things you perceive as the past are actually happening at this exact moment in a different dimension and at this exact moment you are being a smart ass. If you were not being a smart ass you would never have met one because you wouldn’t have the ability to understand the concept of what one is.

Linear time is just a game we play that provides us with an experience that we would otherwise not be able to understand with instant manifestation. You see it all the time. The radio and the television are broadcasting content simultaneously on many frequencies. The only one that is real to you is the one you are choosing to experience, but all the other ones are still happening concurrently.

You are a smart ass, and the sooner you accept this fact the easier your life will become, since you will have integrated and forgiven that part of yourself.

Consuming more acidic food than alkaline food. No wait, that’s too simple. Oh yeah, I recall the real reason… It’s my fault. I cause an acid imbalance. I know, it’s rather rude of me. But I was bored and thought it would be fun to experiment with the human body to see if it could stretch it’s own limitations by giving it food and chemicals it had been unable to previously process.

Turns out when I did that I caused cells to evolve to survive the acid. This was fascinating so I started trying to make everything acidic so that we could really push the boundaries of human beings. Well I did. It caused the cells to evolve and become super strong. So strong we named the cells cancer.

Sadly I had not first worked on teaching the cells to communicate with each other from a higher point of consciousness, so the cells didn’t realize that they were killing the host. They even started teaching their friends and neighbors how to survive the acidic environment I gave them, but their neighbor’s also couldn’t see from a higher dimensional perspective and eventually the started killing off organs and eventually the host.

Don’t worry about it though. Since I started that experiment I have also started teaching the cells to see from higher dimensions and they will soon stop killing you all off, even with the tasty processed food and drugs I created. So there is no need to clean up your diet and you can continue to eat acidic crap and consume dehydrating liquids instead of water.

Good Times

I voted for “a new form of government that doesn’t involve 2 parties who are both the same”. Seriously, in this day and age there is no reason why people couldn’t decide what they want for themselves in mass form on the internet via secure voting. Then we just revision it like on wiki until we are happy with the results.

This is a mass oversimplification, but if we governed by wiki we would get a fair system that doesn’t involve 2 rich guys. Eventually the world will realize that everybody has their own truth and that no form of government will make everybody happy.

The thing is, nobody actually ever hears what you intend them to hear… Ever. They all hear something different. Perhaps not always as extreme of a difference, but if I say dog I think of a certain type of dog, and you think of a different type of dog. Even something like the color red is seen differently by every person to a slight degree. Something as simple as “lets meet at 1pm” will be generally understood as to it’s intent, but it will take each person a different amount of time to arrive at 1pm since time is relative to the person who experiences it.

When you try to convey your thoughts to another person the best you can hope for is that they like you so that they will interpret your words into a pleasant translation.

I would probably say “It’s part of my cancer treatment asshole”. As I know that if I had laughed at the mask and then somebody told me that I would feel like shit, having seen how amazingly insensitive I had just been for reacting without all the information I needed.

Seriously, honesty can be brutally effective in making people feel stupid.

I don’t know, friend. Do you make a point to piss on your shoes? (not to offend you if you’re into that sort of thing). It’s more a question of hygiene than anything. The whole point of showering off is to get cleaner, not soil yourself more.