Why are there always so many stupid easy math problems? Do you just want to see if I know how to do them or do you think I will answer them quickly enough for you to complete your math quiz? So I pasted your question into Google Images (what I do with all the totally worthless questions). So your answer is:
If you prefer a numerical answer then ask Google.com and you will get a nice numerical answer.
I already gave you an answer to this. However if you have “dated” this girl for 3 weeks and still haven’t kissed her then you are clearly a eunuch. By this point she must either know this or suspect this. If she knows this it doesn’t matter if you kiss her because she is just using you to make herself look like she’s not a lesbian. If she suspects this she will be trying to find somebody better.
If only to protect the secret of your castration you will need to ball up and kiss her.
Zombism has only been known to spread by being bitten by a zombie, however one could assume that if it could spread by way of a bite then we could assume that swapping other bodily fluids could also cause this. Your best bet is to have sex with the person before they turn into a zombie. If you insist on having sex with the un-dead then your best bet is to use protection (condom & a muzzle).
The 1 truth I know about women is that they want you to figure them out. HOWEVER as soon as they KNOW you have figured something out about them they will change it so that you are once again in the dark.
I believe this has developed as part of an evolutionary way to help keep keep the balance of power tilted in their favor.
Belief aside, this and many other sabotaging behaviors that women often exhibit are all part of the fact that they are natural born drama junkies.
No use fighting it. It’s human nature and can only be changed by the women making the conscious decision to ignore her first instinct.
Why is it ever hard to pee? Because you are dehydrated.
Drugs should cause you to pee even more than your normally do since your body is working double time. So unless you are being retarded and not drinking enough liquid to keep up, you will pee more. Drink WAY MORE liquids if you are doing drugs and if you have a brain, quit meth.
You had a real date already? You should of kissed her already. Were you not feeling it? I mean sometimes first dates don’t go well, but if you are planning to see her again surely you will be able to kiss her.
I’m sure you are younger than I am, which does dictate some of the behavior but I once kissed a girl within 5 minutes of meeting her. You just have to look for IOI’s (indicators of interest) and when they are there you can go in for the kiss. Just be sure you are touching her a lot before you go in for the kiss. If you put your hand on her leg or grab her hand she should not pull away. If she doesn’t and seems to genuinely like you then just go really close to her face… I mean Really close to her face and wait for her to go in for the kiss.
If you have been making her laugh you can always tell her in a joking way that “it’s really obvious that you want to kiss me” (you are saying this to her), and check her reaction and the conversation should lead to her kissing you.
> person also said: would it be alright to ask my best friend who I do alot for with no restrictions to let me blow him?
It’s quite simple. Are you a girl? If not, is your best friend gay?
If you answered yes to either question then I am sure you friend will be more than thrilled to get a free blow job.
If however you answered no to those questions then your friend, though he would enjoy the blowjob would be to weirded out to enjoy it and would probably just stop talking to you.
If he was Catholic at one point in his life you could use guilt manipulation to control him. If this fails break up with his lazy ass and become fuck buddies with your ex.
If you would prefer some nicer (fru-fru) advice try one of the below resources:
http://www.wikihow.com/Overcome-Laziness
http://www.marathonfamily.com/Default.aspx?tabid=124
http://www.quickiesheets.com/blog/2006/08/22/how-to-stop-being-lazy/
Well typically it’s halitosis (bacteria chillin’ like villains in yer mouth). However since she will be brushing her teeth and chewing gum here is a good list of the shiznit that could also be a causing it.
Medical Causes of Bad Breath
1. Sinus infections & abnormal sinus anatomies, post nasal drainage (drips)
2. Tonsilar infections or tonsiloliths
3. Lung diseases
4. Kidney diseases
5. Liver diseases
6. Blood disorders
7. Diabetes
8. Gallbladder dysfunction
9. Menstruation
10. Carcinomas
11. Certain foods
Dental Causes of Bad Breath
1. Extensive dental decay
2. Periodontal (gum) disease
3. Oral infections or abscesses
4. Oral cancers
5. Xerostomia (dry mouth condition). Many medications can contribute to a condition of xerostomia.
6. Oral conditions resulting from post-nasal drips or discharges
7. Allergy conditions
8. A proliferation of specific types of gram (-) anaerobic bacteria.
Beyond these you might consider trying to “cleanse” out your organs. Liver, kidney, colon etc.. because doing that will improve your digestion and your body will better be able to process all the crap you throw at it without making you blow out putrid smelling liquid. There are tons of cleanses at www.curezone.com
This was asked on 2-15-08, which was when I got busy and started ignoring all questions. At that point I was single. Since a lot of time has passed. Here has been the pattern since then.
Single/Dating - Theoretically Single, but not really - Officially Not Single - Single for 2 days - Not Single for a couple weeks - Single and NOT dating - Not listening to my own rule and therefor once again Not Single.
In case I end up on the single or dating category again you would best want to read the application form.