Compares > Religions
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Taoism
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Shit happens. |
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Confucianism
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Confucius say, “Shit happens”. |
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Calvinism
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Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough. |
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Buddhism
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If shit happens, it really isn`t shit. |
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Seventh Day Adventist
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No shit on Saturdays |
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Zen
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What is the sound of shit happening? |
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Hedonism
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There`s nothing like a good shit happening. |
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Hinduism
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This shit happened before. |
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Mormon
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This shit is going to happen again. |
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Islam
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If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. |
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Moonies
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Only happy shit really happens. |
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Stoicism
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This shit is good for me. |
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Protestantism
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Let the shit happen to someone else. |
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Catholicism
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Shit happens because you are BAD. |
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Hare Krishna
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Shit happens rama rama. |
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Judaism
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Why does this shit always happen to US? |
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Zoroastrianism
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Shit happens half the time. |
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Christian Science
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Shit is in your mind. |
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Atheism
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Sheeit. |
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Existentialism
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What is shit anyway? |
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Rastafarianism
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Let`s smoke this shit. |
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Jesuitism
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If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit? |
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Psychoanalysis
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Shit happens because of your toilet training. |
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Scientology
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Shit happens if you’re on our shit list. |
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Unitarianism
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Maybe shit happens. Let’s have coffee and donuts. |
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Mysticism
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What weird shit! |
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Agnosticism
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What is this shit? |
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Nihilism
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Who needs this shit? |
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Aztec
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Cut out this shit! |
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Quaker
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Let’s not fight over this shit. |
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Forteanism
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No shit?? |
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12-Step
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I am powerless to cut the shit. |
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Voodoo
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Hey, that shit looks just like you! |
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New Age
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Visualize shit not happening. |
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Deism
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Shit just happens. |
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Secular Humanism
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Shit evolves. |
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Shintoism
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Shit is everywhere. |
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Wicca
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Mix this shit together and make it happen! |
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Hasidism
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Shit never happens the same way twice. |
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Objectivism
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Our shit is good for you. |
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Theosophy
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You don’t know half of the shit that happens. |
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Dianetics
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Your mother gave you shit before your were born. |
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Jehovah’s Witnesses
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No shit happens until Armageddon. |
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Hopi
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Corn fertilizer happens. |
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Baha’i
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It’s all the same shit. |
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