A Smartass Education

I published this in my blog back in 2005, but I find that it still works, and nobody is going to dig through my blog to find it, so here it is again.

Are you tired of being on an elevator and someone else gets on every floor you go down through? Well I was also, until I found out you could skip the floors that people would like to get on at. This works best in big office buildings with 30 floors and it sometimes takes like 15 minutes to get to floor 1.

Okay, the only thing you need to do is press down the close door button, and the floor you would like to go to at the same time.

Then it should skip all the floors that people want to get on and go straight to your floor that you would like to get off on. This can also piss some people off I would imagine. This trick has also worked on all the office elevators I have tried so far.

Elevators I can verify that it has worked on:
• Otis Elevators
• Dover Elevators
• And (Most) Desert Elevators

Yep Yep, Good Times

Article Author: The Smartass
Source: Born Smartass (my blog)