Bill Clinton

[TSA]

Why did Bill Clinton get a new
Q: Why did Bill Clinton get a new secretary?

A: He forgot where he laid the last one.

[TSA]

What is 3 inches wide, 8 inches long, and hangs in front of an asshole?

Bill Clinton's tie

[TSA]

Best Decision

Many years after Bill Clinton had been President of the United States a famous biographer was going to write Bill's life story.
During the course of his interview he asked Bill, "What was your best and your worst decision during the Presidency".

Bill rolled his eyes back in deep thought and then said, "Monica Lewinski! I'd have to say Monica was my best and my worst decision".

"How could that be, Bill?", asked the surprised biographer.

Bill smiled and then shook his head, "I'd have to say she was both my best and my worst decision for the same reason."

"That's odd. What was the reason for that?", said the biographer.

Bill squirmed in his chair and answered, "Monica had a big mouth."

[The Five Cows]

Whoa. I'm sure if you made a George W. Bush section, that would be more inflated than Clinton. :lol:
Anyways, about the 3rd joke. Is that true or fiction?

[TSA]

lol
it's false

[Ghost]

Bill Clinton was a pimp!


I definitively don't think Bill would reply to such a question in that matter on the third one, I believe his wife would've beat it his smartass out of him by now...


then again...