Wedding Crasher

Saturday, July 16th, 2005 | Uncategorized

Well today my friend Dan came down from his hiding spot in Michigan. He had wanted to go to a wedding reception for one of his friends. I being ever-so-happy to go to a wedding reception I was not invited to, went along for the ride.

We got there and everybody was seated and eating dinner, so we decided to just hang outside until they were done eating and enjoy the free wine selection they had going. Well once everybody started coming out I discovered that I actually knew a few other people who were invited to this shindig, so I go to talking to them.

Then I got talking to some other people and before you know it, I had been dragged out onto the dance floor. I danced with a few girls tonight, but I wasn’t really attracted to any of them. Actually I probably had the most fun with a guy I knew in school’s mother, who decided that she really wanted to dance and her husband was not picking up on it (until I kind of hinted to him that he should).

Well Dan and I left the wedding empty handed, well except I did managed to get ’souvenir purple wine stains all over my white pants’. We briefly considered going to a strip club but decided just to drive back to my place instead. Despite being extremely tired from all the dancing we figured the hot tub was a necessicary evil.

As I always say, “All’s well that ends with a hot tub”.

               

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