The Smart Ass Recommends!

Tuesday, July 12th, 2005 | Uncategorized

I have been throwing a lot of “not recommended” things out lately, so today I thought I would recommend some of life’s finer things instead.

Torrents:
Fastlane TV (get it while I am still seeding it as the tracker doesn’t exist anymore [stupid mpaa])
Viva La Bam
Bleach (anime)
Naruto (anime)
Berserk (manga)
Pink Velvet: 1, 2, 3 (world’s best lesbian porn series)
Conjure One (ambient music)

Websites:
PSPUpdates
TitanTV
TorrentSpy
FreeFlatScreens
NewEgg

Daily:
Visiting The Smart Ass DOT Info
exercising
Showering
Water

In Moderation:
Absinthe
An Occasional Cuban Cigar
Reeses Candy Products
Blowing Shit Up

Other:
Cayenne Pepper
White Chocolate
NOT Wearing a Watch
Motorola Cell Phones (quickest text messaging system ever put on a cell phone)
Unemployment Checks
DVD Burner with Lightscribe Feature (allows you to etch pictures onto disks)
Dating Me (specific to non-depressed, non-drama queen ladies)
Sony PSP
Wearing a Tuxedo
Deep Tissue Massage
The Letter X (just makes everything cooler)
Rock Climbing / Bouldering
Ben Folds
E&J VSOP Brandy
Wasting Time
Taco Bell’s Crunch Wrap Supreme
Neil Gaiman Books
Sex (I would highly recommend it if you ever get a chance)
Being Sociable
1 Terabyte USB / Firewire Hard Drive (Surprisingly easy to fill up, I need another one if anybody is feeling generous since they are now only $949)

Please add your own recommendations to the comments!

               

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